The quest for Tom's soul. Amen.
In November 2000 after obeying the call to spread the Gospel in the mission field of a pornographic Internet message board my message which was clearly God's message since it warned unbelievers of the dangers of slipping into the unforgiving clutches of HELL instead of the forgiving arms of Jesus Christ was ignored by the members of that message board as well as more tragically of course their self-righteous and sin-numbed consciences. Amen and good riddance as the True Messenger which is myself must of course also follow the Master's admonition to "shake off the very dust from your feet for a testimony against them" (Luke 9:5).
So as Jonah was vomited to Nineveh from the belly of the fish (Jonah 2:10-3:4) so the Lord in May 2001 sent me to reach out to the masses of LiveJournal infidels who seem intent upon destroying the Gospel of Jesus Christ through their use of intoxicants and the jungle beat of their rap "music" (as if! which means I will not be holding my breath anytime in the near future in anticipation of any sort of melody or positive message from that drivel) as well as of course their compulsion to fill their LJ interests list with every type of blasphemous carnality available in this pagan playground we call the 21st century. (No amens at this time as I am too busy ignoring the urge to take an antibacterial wet-wipe to my memory.)
In all the time I preached the Word to this rebellious LiveJournal congregation not one reader came forward to accept Jesus into his or her heart to be his or her personal Savior even though Jesus stood patiently knocking at the doors to all of your lust-laden hearts (Revelation 3:20) but as anyone who has obediently followed the Lord's direction knows He never closes a door without opening a window and that window was his call to use the heavy traffic which flows through my journal which also happens to be His journal to promote my bid for the presidency of the United States so in May 2001 I announced my candidacy and set up a petition for all those who desire a return to the Christian ethics upon which this country was founded to sign promising to run in 2020 if I received a million "yes" e-signatures but as of July 24th of this year I have received only 12 in favor of my candidacy so that sometimes seems to have turned out to be yet another wild goose chase. Amen.
Eventually the arrows of Satan as well as the disobedience of the sheep I was called to lead from captivity and certain damnation were enough to cause me to call into question God's direction for me in addition to the direction of my staff and this ministry itself and I fell prey to activities which did not involve evangelizing the unsaved including even frequenting non-Christian radio and television programs.
At my lowest point I heard a flesh-driven radio host named Tom Leykis who is without question caught in the claws of pornography and who has the audacity to promote every unspeakable sexual act known to man and even more and the Lord in His infinite and unbridled sagacity has now called me to the next rung of this ever-ascending ladder of evangelism to use this ministry which is of course clearly and without equivocation God's ministry to convert Mr. Leykis to the Gospel of Jesus Christ not only so that he and all his conformity-driven yes-men followers might escape their certain eternal destiny in that putrid gaseous belly of Lucifer which is more commonly known as HELL but also so that he might use his great (and by great I do not mean good but rather substantial) influence to promote salvation through the blood of the Lamb rather than a short pathetic life of meaningless sexual gratification before an everlasting sentence in the lake of fire as Satan's devoted little trophy wife. Amen.
In case there are any other True Christians reading this I would invite you to join me in this quest for Tom's soul and we can all start right here in this Gomorrah we call the LiveJournal...
Please try to remember that the purpose of this new mission field is to present the Gospel to the lost and not to win arguments or inflate our own egos as has been the practice of those who post their unwelcome and ungodly negativity in this journal. Amen and onward to victory! Amen.
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