Amenlover ([info]amenlover) wrote,
@ 2002-01-02 00:38:00
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Current mood: embarrassed

Coffee hangover
My apologies for accidentally wiping out my entire friends list. Brother Randall brought over a vat of coffee for our New Year's Eve celebration and it was not the usual cheap coffee from the big red can but some expensive doubly-caffeinated blend from Starbucks. As a result I spent New Year's Day with the worst coffee hangover in the history of Christendom.

It was in this state that I was attempting to make a fresh start by "unbanning" everyone I had banned before my incarceration and even though I knew I had banned a lot of abusive LJers I was admittedly surprised to find over a hundred on my banned list.

However thanks to a comment tonight by Lady Firebird I learned much to my disquietude that I had instead checked the "delete" boxes of everyone on my friends list and as such have subsequently spent the past hour restoring the list one name at a time.

No amens this time as I am too busy reevaluating my love affair with this hot black seductress...




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[info]ladyfirebird
2002-01-02 06:08 am UTC (link)
No amens this time as I am too busy reevaluating my love affair with this hot black seductress...

Well, honey, after you asked me to refrain from commenting in LJ about our frequent trysts, I decided to be very quiet about it. But now that you've admitted it, can I start talking about it in my journal too? No need to be embarrassed. You know I'm not the kind to get upset considering all the wonderful things you do to me in...oh, that would be too much information, wouldn't it?

(Still, it was quite a compliment to be considered a "hot seductress" though I'm not quite sure what you mean by the word "black.")

*snicker*

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('airplane!' mode)
[info]annlarimer
2002-01-02 06:26 am UTC (link)
He likes his coffee strong and black. Just like his men.

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Re: ('airplane!' mode) - [info]ladyfirebird, 2002-01-03 03:35 am UTC
Re: ('airplane!' mode) - [info]pawnofchrist, 2002-01-05 07:54 am UTC

[info]lonelyaphrodite
2002-01-02 06:31 am UTC (link)
hahaha, a coffee hang over...

god damn, amenlover! you are my hero! :-P

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[info]amenlover
2002-01-05 12:18 pm UTC (link)
Perhaps if instead your hero was the Lamb of God who takes away the sin of the world who is of course none other than the Lord Jesus Christ then you would spend the afterlife singing praises to the Lord with myself and the thousands of other KJV-Bible-believing Christians rather than sibilating away as an appetizer on Satan's barbeque but I believe we have previously covered all this in painful yet mind-numbing detail so rather than waste your time as well as mine preaching to you I will instead leave you to your bubble baths and your NIN "music" and of course your unimaginably long upcoming sentence of eternal damnation in the LAKE OF FIRE and instead concentrate my ministry which is of course God's ministry on those who have not already decided in advance to reject the gospel. Amen.

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"Music" - [info]ander, 2002-06-25 09:23 am UTC

[info]ladyfirebird
2002-01-02 07:41 am UTC (link)
Hey, honey, whatever happened to your decision to try and break the coffee addiction, anyway? May I assume from this post that you have fallen from your resolve to do so? Perhaps you need to pray a little harder because I am sure that with a true faith in Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ you will be able to break free of this vicious cycle of addiction.

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[info]amenlover
2002-01-05 12:34 pm UTC (link)
And it is even conceivable that an idol-worshipping wafer-god-munching Romanist like yourself would have heard of Matthew 7:1 had the Catholic Church done anything in the past couple of millennia to encourage the reading of the Word of God rather than falsely assuring you that you can earn your salvation by lighting candles and playing with beads but since unlike yourself it is not my way to judge the actions of others I will instead thank you for your selfless concern for my health. Amen.

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(no subject) - [info]ladyfirebird, 2002-01-06 05:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]roy, 2002-01-17 08:20 am UTC

[info]annlarimer
2002-01-02 08:16 am UTC (link)
Actually, lots of (non-caffeinated) fluids will help a coffee hangover. Preferably with ice.

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[info]ex_shattered383
2002-01-02 09:01 am UTC (link)
Hey Amen,

Whatever happened to that entry that was here a while back, from mid-September? Did you save a copy of that, by any chance? I liked it, and would be honored if you'd email it to me if you've still got it.

If not, no biggie... but I figured it'd be worth a shot.

Thanks. :)

-- Sky

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[info]smithbrad
2002-01-05 12:27 am UTC (link)
If it's the same one you're thinking about, I saved a copy. I'll send it to the address on your profile.

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Re: - [info]ex_shattered383, 2002-01-05 08:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyfirebird, 2002-01-05 12:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smithbrad, 2002-01-05 01:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tinamarie, 2002-01-18 06:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smithbrad, 2002-09-11 03:14 pm UTC
please send one to me as well.. - [info]mintfreak, 2002-01-05 06:16 pm UTC
Re: please send one to me as well.. - [info]smithbrad, 2002-01-06 12:38 am UTC
Re: please send one to me as well.. - [info]moonmermaids, 2002-01-17 12:48 am UTC
Re: please send one to me as well.. - [info]smithbrad, 2002-09-11 03:16 pm UTC
Re: please send one to me as well.. - [info]lizzvoltage, 2002-07-14 01:32 am UTC
Re: please send one to me as well.. - [info]smithbrad, 2002-09-11 03:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]snack, 2002-02-03 11:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smithbrad, 2002-09-11 03:19 pm UTC

[info]parzival
2002-01-04 03:35 pm UTC (link)
Yay the fat bastards back!

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curious
[info]mintfreak
2002-01-04 10:28 pm UTC (link)
I mentioned you to a fellow LJ friend
and she had never heard of you but said she saw your picture
on the internet and it wasn't on LJ
she directed me here...

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-01.htm

what is up with that? that isn't very nice
were you aware you were on this site?

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Re: curious
[info]amenlover
2002-01-05 12:14 am UTC (link)
Yes you are about the hundredth person this year to bring that web page to my attention as well as the one at uglypeople.com and all I can say is that I have gotten used to the fact that I am not an attractive man but Kelly my angelic soufflé of solicitousness God's Word tells us in Revelation 21:1-8 that we shall receive new bodies in glory which I would add is a fact that many of my tireless detractors might also take comfort in given their own personal appearances unless of course they are unsaved in which case their faces will be marred not by acne but by the unforgiving fires of HELL. Amen.

If I sound a little annoyed then by all means break out the plea agreement and the electronic home monitoring program and the anger management classes because I am clearly GUILTY AS CHARGED. Amen.

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Re: curious - [info]mintfreak, 2002-01-05 08:43 am UTC
Re: curious - [info]amenlover, 2002-01-05 12:03 pm UTC
Re: curious - [info]mintfreak, 2002-01-05 01:32 pm UTC
Re: curious - [info]marnanel, 2002-01-05 03:51 pm UTC
Re: curious - [info]mintfreak, 2002-01-05 05:41 pm UTC
Re: curious - [info]annlarimer, 2002-01-05 07:40 pm UTC
Re: curious - [info]storm_detonator, 2002-04-11 05:42 pm UTC
Re: curious - [info]sourdoll, 2002-07-21 07:55 pm UTC
Re: curious - [info]storm_detonator, 2002-07-22 01:10 am UTC
Re: curious - [info]sourdoll, 2002-07-22 02:09 pm UTC
Re: curious - [info]storm_detonator, 2002-07-22 04:43 pm UTC

[info]dramen
2002-01-05 11:54 pm UTC (link)
how good is your knowledge of leviticus i wish for you to interpret something for me
Methos

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Welcome back heathen...
[info]4abudabit
2002-01-07 04:03 pm UTC (link)
While no doubt you and your Christian cronies will be eaten alive by rabid toe'd slugs in the afterlife created by the mighty Abudabit, I still must admit I am glad to see you back. Remember, God hates ugly people, Abudabit loves them.

Abudabit is your master

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[info]cosmogonic
2002-01-09 12:16 am UTC (link)
in a really fucked up way that i don't want to think too deeply about, it's great to have you back.

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[info]hotecoln
2002-01-10 09:02 pm UTC (link)
"I would rather go to Hell with my Forefathers than go to Heaven with you!" - attributed to a Saxon chiftan addressing worms of christ... also my own personal credo...

Coffee hangover?? You sad, worthless pile of shit...

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[info]4abudabit
2002-01-10 09:12 pm UTC (link)
Jesus loves you.

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(no subject) - [info]hotecoln, 2002-01-11 04:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]4abudabit, 2002-01-11 10:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hotecoln, 2002-01-12 04:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hotecoln, 2002-01-12 04:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]4abudabit, 2002-01-13 08:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]roy, 2002-01-17 07:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annlarimer, 2002-01-11 07:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hotecoln, 2002-01-11 04:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annlarimer, 2002-01-12 08:28 am UTC

[info]fates_messenger
2002-01-12 04:25 pm UTC (link)
Dear Lord, please tell me that this LJ is a parody. If not, then the evolution of the human mind has gone further off track than i have ever dreamed.

However, if it is not a joke, thank you for showing me the inner workings of an ignorant mind.

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[info]4abudabit
2002-01-16 11:57 am UTC (link)
I would hardly call SAVING YOUR SOUL ignorance. While you are being flame broiled like a slab of meat at Burger King, Amen Lover will be having sex with 8 virgins in heaven. So who is ignorant now?

And no, you don't get to have sex with all the whores in hell!

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Re: - [info]fates_messenger, 2002-01-16 01:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]4abudabit, 2002-01-16 01:59 pm UTC

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[info]annlarimer
2002-01-14 07:50 am UTC (link)
I think you want "accept" there, Sparky.

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Heh.
[info]crank
2002-01-14 09:12 am UTC (link)
And I though I had too much time on my hands.

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Re: Heh. - [info]crank, 2002-01-14 07:45 pm UTC
Re: Heh. - [info]4abudabit, 2002-01-16 12:00 pm UTC
salted ice picks of fire - [info]crank, 2002-01-16 06:38 pm UTC
Re: salted ice picks of fire - [info]4abudabit, 2002-01-17 09:19 am UTC
Re: salted ice picks of fire - [info]crank, 2002-01-24 07:17 am UTC
Re: salted ice picks of fire - [info]4abudabit, 2002-01-24 08:56 am UTC
Re: salted ice picks of fire - [info]crank, 2002-01-24 10:55 am UTC
Re: salted ice picks of fire - [info]4abudabit, 2002-01-24 11:24 am UTC

[info]nixonryli
2002-01-16 09:54 pm UTC (link)
Hello. A stranger here responding to your post. I just wanted to convey that, a new community has opened up for youth who live for God and love music. But the site also attends to other subject matter, such as: peer presure to stay right with God, relationships, life, venting and discussing current events and of course, about Jesus himself! Check it out...see what we're up to and what not, at: ONMYWAYHOME. God bless.

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[info]annlarimer
2002-01-17 06:35 am UTC (link)
What's Jesus been up to lately? I don't get the magazine anymore.

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(no subject) - [info]roy, 2002-01-17 07:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annlarimer, 2002-01-17 08:22 am UTC
Re: - [info]roy, 2002-01-17 08:24 am UTC

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LMAO
[info]nihilify
2002-01-21 12:59 am UTC (link)
OMG this is funny...^_^

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that's great - [info]peacefrog001, 2002-07-05 02:51 pm UTC

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[info]blackmetalfan
2002-01-26 08:30 pm UTC (link)
Hey AmenLover. You are a sad pile of worthless nothingness. "Praise the lord AMEN".... I'm sorry but there are very few things lower than that... But I think the person that has to set up a journal about praising the lord and getting goddam caffeine hang overs, then insulting everyone who considers "HIS" religion to be false has problems. You need to go to a goddam shrink my friend.

HAIL SATAN \m/

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Just some thoughts
[info]enigmaholding
2002-01-27 01:28 pm UTC (link)
I was just reading through... I've been here before 'cause one of my friends use to come and make fun, which I think is horrible. I may not agree with everything you say, but I don't see where everyone is getting off on making fun. Psychologically speaking, because they do not believe, and because you are sure of your own beliefs, they must make fun in order to make themselves feel better. I don't care if anyone agrees with me on that, but I'm looking at it psychologically. It is the same of being intimidating. You are an intimidating person if you are sure of yourself and your beliefs.

Actually, I am a Baptist... so I can undestand where you are coming from in some places. I do believe in Jesus Christ, but I do not believe in accusing all of being horrible people if they do not believe in my Lord and Savior. Romans 12:21 says "Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good."(NIV). If you do not like this translation (as I read that you believe in the KJV), I could get you another, more preferrably the NASB, which is a direct translation from the Hebrew text. When you preach, you preach as a Puritan would - all fire and brimstone. What good does that do for an unbeliever when they do not know of Jesus Christ. And even if they do, you do not need to mock others. Romans 12:14 says "Bless those who persecute you; bless and do not curse." I know you have not exactly cursed anyone, but who are you to damn anyone to hell? Romans 14:1 says "Accept him whose faith is weak, without passing judgment on disputable matters." We are not to pass judgment on others. They know in their own hearts if they are going to heaven or hell. By bolding the word hell, you seem to want all to go, or to say all are going. As I read through your journal, I see the word hell and fires of hell bolded many more times than I see anything about God bolded.

I have an essay I wrote. It is on my journal... I posted it a few entries back. It's about Rejoicing in Christ.

I would have e-mailed you this, which would have been a better way of doing this, but I do not believe you have your e-mail address posted (or you would most likely be flooded with e-mails). Thank you.

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Re: Just some thoughts
[info]annlarimer
2002-01-28 07:36 am UTC (link)
Psychologically speaking, because they do not believe, and because you are sure of your own beliefs, they must make fun in order to make themselves feel better.

Why yes. Yes, that must be the reason.

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Praise God
[info]flyingdisc
2002-02-05 10:27 am UTC (link)
God is good, God is great, let us thank Him for this food. Amen.

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Re: Praise God
[info]alicenjavaland
2002-08-05 10:53 am UTC (link)
That doesn't even rhyme. All prayers should rhyme.

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I Think I May Be God
[info]flyingdisc
2002-02-05 10:49 am UTC (link)
I think I might be God because I keep telling people that I am. I'm not delusional either. Because it's not a feeling of delusional grandeur. In fact, I'm not even getting ego-gratification from it. Could it be Tourette's Syndrome? Probably not because Tourette's usually involves uncontrollable shouting of obscenities. Besides, I have total control over it.....I actually offer the words. Am I schitzophrenic? I don't think so because I'm totally lucid and not having any hallucinations or audible voices. I could be Obsessive-Compulsive except I don't have any guilt over it....and it's not an intrusive thought either. Maybe I have an organic brain disorder? I just had a pet scan and it showed nothing relating to that. Maybe I'm just trying to screw with people's heads because I'm smarter than everyone. Well I took an IQ test and I'm slightly below average intellectually. So if it's not a game and if I'm not mentally ill,and i keep telling people that I'm God, you'd probably ask..."Where's your proof???" And I'd say, "I don't have any proof". Under all of this critera....you'd have to take a leap of faith to believe that I am, in fact, God. Believing in God requires a leap of faith right? How can I NOT be God at this point?

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Bleh.
[info]ex_gretchen619
2002-02-07 06:02 pm UTC (link)
You are seriously messed up, you do know that right? Praise my Ass and it's bootyliciousness... amen. At least that is tangible, real, and not some bullshit story made up by insecure little men with small penises to make themselves feel better. Ew and what the fuck is up with your face, I mean SERIOUSLY, plastic surgery is your friend. Oh and I met your Jesus, he sold me my crack a few weeks ago in the North End of Hartford. It was shit by the way, tell him to buy more quality stuff next time around. Abortions are a right, Homosexuals are not abominations, and YOU need to stop being such an asshole, you're giving away the fact that you have a 1/2 inch dick that you can't get up to anyone but your mom, Bubba.

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Re: Bleh.
[info]starstuff101
2002-02-07 06:05 pm UTC (link)
LMFAO...what she said. And Brother Randall? Hon, you need to get out of the house and get yourself a girlfriend. And you had to ban 100 people? ROTFLMAO...I wonder why. Wow...people like you amaze me. And go get some proactive and slim fast. You need them both.

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Re: Bleh. - [info]teflonbabe112, 2002-02-08 06:56 pm UTC
Re: Bleh. - [info]ex_gretchen619, 2002-02-09 08:54 am UTC
Re: Bleh. - [info]teflonbabe112, 2002-02-10 05:29 am UTC
Re: Bleh. - [info]majandra_girl13, 2002-02-15 06:21 pm UTC

[info]lordofcreation
2002-02-19 12:02 pm UTC (link)
Hi. I'm God. I must say that I'm really at a loss for words. Satan might tell you that that would be a first but I'd probably just tell him to fuck off. Um.. oh yeah.. what the hell is going on with you man? I don't remember telling YOU anything. Let alone that mindless dribble you've been spewing out at all these poor people. Your close minded ignorance scares me. I'm not ashamed to admit that. I am ashamed that you would go around telling everyone that this is my message. This is NOT my message. I'm all about love and peace and happiness. Basically I'm a big fucking hippie, y'know, without the dirt and flowers and stuff. Anyhoo, what's with all this anger? I don't remember ever saying, "Hate everyone who doesn't share your beliefs." And I certainly don't remember ever appointing YOU to "spread the Word" YOU do not know the word. YOU are an imbecile. Guess what everybody, I'm gonna let you all in on a little secret. Here it is: As long as you don't have sex with kids or kill anyone, YOU WILL GO TO HEAVEN. Well, unless you do something to piss me off. Then I usually send you down there for a while. Anyway, "Amenlover" Stop telling people you know the truth, cuz you don't. And you might want to see about pulling your head out of your ass, then maybe you'll "See the light." Amen you fucker. I AM GOD. And that was MY message.

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[info]lordofcreation
2002-02-19 12:27 pm UTC (link)
One more thing. I see a lot of people making fun of the way you look. I wouldn't worry about that too much cuz, in what was probably your only correct assumption, you were right about us all being hot in heaven. We are. But you shouldn't look forward to heaven so much. Yeah it's a fucking pisser place, but that's no way to spend your exsistence on earth looking forward to the place you go when you die. So, live your life. and lighten up for Christ's sake. Life's too short to go around angry all the time.

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(no subject) - [info]seth, 2002-06-09 10:47 pm UTC
Still on a coffe hangover? Where is A Men Lover?!
[info]controversial
2002-03-10 03:16 pm UTC (link)
Is he dead?

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Re: Still on a coffe hangover? Where is A Men Lover?!
[info]sonicice
2002-03-31 07:26 am UTC (link)
I hope not :[

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[info]darksoul
2002-04-08 01:15 pm UTC (link)
did someone pop you? you seem to have died like the cheesy pop icon you were...

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