Amenlover ([info]amenlover) wrote,
@ 2001-08-02 16:48:00
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Current mood: contemplative
Current music:Buck And Dottie Rambo "Destined For The Throne"

Further proof that we are living in the last days prophesied in 2 Peter chapter 3. Amen.
As any follower of Christian dispensational eschatology knows the son of perdition referred to in 2 Thessalonians 2:3 who is of course also known as the Antichrist is quite busy in these last days accumulating information on each and every person on the planet in preparation for a one world Satanic system of government in which ultimately no one will be able to buy or sell without the Mark of the Beast which the Apostle John prophesied while imprisoned on the Island of Patmos (Revelation 1:1-9 and 13:12-18). Amen.

Of course those of us who have been saved through the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ by accepting Him into our hearts to be our personal Savior will be spared this seven year period of Tribulation by being caught up with Him in the Rapture of the Saints (1 Thessalonians 4:16-18) but we will not be spared this period of governmental and institutional encroachment upon our privacy as the powers that be seek to gather data on the citizens of the world for the purpose of control and of course ultimate enslavement. Amen.

On my return train trip yesterday from Bob Jones University I found a magazine which contained an article outlining yet another example of this and when I arrived home this afternoon I did a little Internet research and found dozens of web pages reporting on technologically advanced toilets which sample the user's waste material and then deliver the findings to be analyzed. Below are just three of the pages I found which you can read in further detail by clicking on the "Beast 666" icons:


HelloNet-TOKYO

We have been developing biomedical sensors which can be attached to the toilet and used to run tests on urine, feces and blood, and then make a diagnosis or check general health. The content of urine and feces samples will be automatically sent to a doctor. If anything out of the ordinary is discovered, the doctor will send instructions using multimedia, and begin a blood analysis. This is possible even for present-day households. If any irregularities are found in the blood test results, the multimedia can be used to send the data to a hospital where there is a specialist, and the specialist's instructions can be sent back to the patient.

Peanut.org

A Japanese toilet already exists which uses sensors to measure and transmit data of waste products sent directly to the medical facility for analysis.

Purdue University

Toto also has developed a toilet that can check the users’ health on site. Instead of the urine going down the drain, it is whisked away for all kinds of tests. It also has a handy armrest that records body temperature, pulse and blood pressure. And once the results are in the can, they can be sent by computer modem to the doctor’s office for analysis.

As if we were not already being scrutinized from the Federal level down to the smallest unincorporated burg regarding our financial transactions and our educational records and our religious beliefs we must now face the imminent possibility of these toilets being installed into our homes by mandatory government fiat for the purpose of inspecting even the depths of our bowels which is clearly a violation of the Fourth Amendment's protection against unreasonable search and seizure although I must of course admit that the government has clearly over the past several decades turned the entire Bill of Rights into a mere parody of the democratic entitlement it once was.

On the other hand Brother Randal who was years ago delivered through the grace of God from a lifetime of substance abuse and other sins was led to point out to me the possible benefits to such a system of waste inspection and what he proffered was the idea that the narcotics divisions of the nation's law enforcement agencies would be able to more effectively fight the war on drugs if they had free and unfettered access to the results of the analysis of every resident's urine and excrement but then Sister Sara pointed out that the drug addicts would then urinate and defecate everywhere except the toilet at which time we decided this was a conversation unfit for mixed company and so I would like to put the debate to my LJ readers and ask you if you think mandatory waste monitoring is a good idea or a bad one but I would of course like to ask for serious replies only as some of you have a proven history of being less than decorous in my journal which as we have previously established on many occasions is clearly God's journal. Amen.



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[info]zeyphrkori
2001-08-02 05:05 pm UTC (link)
I can agree with you on the fact that the government has been screwing us over by taking away many of our rights. And I can also agree that by screening our waste, then that would just continue the act of taking our rights away until we have none left. If invasion of our privacy goes this far, then how could it get much further?

But as far as if I think it could be useful in the "war on drugs," I think it might be. If toilets like that were installed, then I do think that people with addictions would either go anywhere but the toilet or maybe in someone else's, just so they won't get caught.

Don't get me wrong though, I think that if people choose to live that way and do drugs, then that's their choice. I personally don't follow that lifestyle, but I'm not gonna bring others down for doing so.

In the end, these toilets shouldn't be manditory. They take away our right of privacy, and it would just be another reason why our government needs some serious changes.

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AMEN!
[info]uncleduke
2001-08-02 05:13 pm UTC (link)
It's the return of Amen Lover as prophesied of in 1 Revelations chapter 13. Amen.

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Observe my Shit!
[info]xxbloodybitchxx
2001-08-02 05:57 pm UTC (link)
i think its kinda cool that they gov. is so interested in my crap and piss.
oh yeah when my lord Satan chooses me for the Satanic Domination of the world... i will keep you up to date with all the fun we're having here in hell, okey? talk to you later... you sexy BITCH!

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[info]katevixen
2001-08-02 06:11 pm UTC (link)
My first question would be, who's paying for all of this? I personally wouldn't want my taxes going to screening someone's piss. But this isn't something that would ever be feasable anyway, there are hardly enough doctors in the world today let alone to have enough to check all of this piss and poo. What's really scary is that every telephone conversation, instant message conversation, and email is recorded and screened by the government; that satellites can see into people's homes. We live in a paranoid world to begin with.

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[info]ex_ending606
2001-08-04 05:57 pm UTC (link)
Ehr, wrong. They don't record every telephone conversation. They don't quite have the funds or the space or the will to do so.

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Re: - [info]katevixen, 2001-08-04 07:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ex_ending606, 2001-08-04 08:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annlarimer, 2001-08-06 01:49 pm UTC
Propaganda! - [info]coffeebreak, 2001-08-09 01:33 am UTC
Re: Propaganda! - [info]annlarimer, 2001-08-20 02:19 pm UTC

[info]hermitx
2001-08-02 07:28 pm UTC (link)
shit on the carpet and call it good.

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[info]liberatos
2001-08-03 04:24 am UTC (link)
And how does this change my normal routine?

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[info]liberatos
2001-08-03 04:29 am UTC (link)
I find that the best way to keep Satan out of my life is by cultivating a large growth of facial hair. However this typically requires one to have some testosterone, or a quite large supply of Rogaine. And also, it intimidates Satan when one wears many layers of clothing in the summer, thereby making one immune to the rigors of Hell.

I've noticed a lot of references to the number 777. Could you explain this to me. This would be the serious part of my inquiry. I ask this mainly because a lot of orders that you would consider satanic also use this number frequently. I'm just curious as to the meaning of it in your spiritual mission.

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[info]liberatos
2001-08-30 04:30 am UTC (link)
And once again, you refuse to answer my questions. So, why have to neglected to include the number 26 in your interests, the numerical value of the ineffable name of God? Or 676, the enumueration of AMEN? Research research research!
Now, you see, you have sparked my curiosity, and all I wish to know is your organization's use of these numbers. What kinds of mystical journeys have these numbers taken you on, being what the universe is constructed with? I ask, because I strongly believe that you would change your present course if you actually traveled the Aethyrs and learned more about the God you invoke.

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Crap monitering
[info]warmellie
2001-08-03 05:26 am UTC (link)
Mandatory waste monitering shouldn't be done. My crap is my own and it is for noone else. As noone should be forced or tricked into summiting a sperm or blood sample either(unless they have been suspected of a crime..and then proper procedures must be followed.) If they need a sample for medical purposes, then perhaps I could understand. BUt even then, the person must say it is okay and that should never be shared for anything other than the original intention for collection.

I don't think it should even be used to moniter drug users because once you varify they are, what are you going to do? arrest them? and put them where? in our already crowded prisons? and then what? put them in rehab against their wills? Drug addicts have to want to quit, otherwise you are wasting time and energy. FIghting the drug war is a continual battle, but spy toilets aren't quite the answer for that one....

As far as spying toilets being the mark of the beast.... err, no. I don't think crap monitering would fall in that catorgory because I don't follow that '666' mark paranoia. I think it falls in the weird as hell catagory and some ppl who invent this shyte need to get a damn life.

So there ya go. My opinion for whatever it is worth.

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[info]mr_lunch
2001-08-03 07:05 am UTC (link)
Good: Because my ex-roommate who is a drug addict would be caught, and hence fired and banned from all acceptable social activities

Bad: It is a serious invasion of privacy.

So I am still undecided about it.

-CS

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[info]imjstagrrl
2001-08-09 01:57 am UTC (link)
hahah love the icon

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[info]littledarkness
2001-08-03 02:47 pm UTC (link)
That kind of access to a person's most personal dealings, taking a shit...where we read the walls, Newsweek, or the porn we stash underneath the bathroom cabinet is a little too far. I see how it could be proffered as a benifit to the people, monitoring the illegal habits that can be evinced from the analysis of our excrement, but I am strictly against any sort of violation of our privacy..its bad enough that just about everything we do now days is taped, analyzed, scrutinized and then possibly sold for profit but these things are offered for the protection of the people to keep them from violence or possible violation of their rights. Its still crap. All of it. I think it goes to far to even have the idea to monitor the things we do. The drug addicts will find a way around it. There is always a loophole so there is really no point.

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[info]blood_butterfly
2001-08-05 10:31 pm UTC (link)
whoa, you're hot....yeah
sorry, okay this had no point..but...yeah
okay...

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Re: - [info]littledarkness, 2001-08-06 06:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blood_butterfly, 2001-08-06 07:14 am UTC
Re: - [info]littledarkness, 2001-08-06 10:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blood_butterfly, 2001-08-06 06:50 pm UTC
Re: - [info]littledarkness, 2001-08-06 07:44 pm UTC
Re: - [info]blood_butterfly, 2001-08-07 01:46 pm UTC
Re: - [info]littledarkness, 2001-08-07 05:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blood_butterfly, 2001-08-15 09:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cosmogonic, 2001-08-20 12:23 am UTC
Re: - [info]littledarkness, 2001-08-20 06:54 am UTC

[info]parzival
2001-08-03 03:11 pm UTC (link)
I shall analyze your shit and clone and an intellectual democrat unitarian version of you who has much better oral hygene! Muhahahaha!
Beware the toilets for they spell the doom of man kind!

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hahahaha
[info]dissolvedego
2001-08-03 10:14 pm UTC (link)
ok, so you think monitoring your excrement is such a horrible violation of your rights and privacy, but you also think that the death penalty should be mandatory for drug dealers, that we should have a national dress code, that jeans should be made illegal, that police should have the right to search anyones house for ANY reason and then prosecute them for whatever they find including pornography... etc etc etc. you fucking hypocrite!

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Re: hahahaha
[info]aerojad
2001-08-04 11:21 pm UTC (link)
he's a kiss ass to the public one day, a diabolical man the next...

the next hitler.. is writing in this journal... *nods*

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Re: hahahaha - [info]jadenkun, 2001-08-23 05:09 pm UTC

[info]oliveoyl
2001-08-03 11:16 pm UTC (link)
Crap monitoring is a bad idea. I doubt it'll ever happen in this country, but for the sake of argument....When I take a crap, it is a private and sacred thing. The main reason I wouldn't want it done is because I could just see some punk working in the Shit Monitoring Division of some government station making some wiseass remark about my poo. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is not cool. Amen. ;)

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hmm.
[info]someonenew
2001-08-06 10:34 am UTC (link)
What does it matter? Let them examine you all they want. In the end, do you really think you can stop them anyway? Have some faith.

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Evil Allusion
[info]robby
2001-08-06 02:50 pm UTC (link)

Current Music: Buck And Dottie Rambo "Destined For The Throne"

Do you think you're clever including the throne of God in your toilet humor?

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Re: Evil Allusion
[info]zeyphrkori
2001-08-07 09:42 pm UTC (link)
I think its quite clever...even if he didn't mean it that way.

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Re: Evil Allusion - [info]fireflypkb, 2001-08-09 02:22 am UTC
Re: Evil Allusion - [info]aaronin, 2001-08-11 10:12 am UTC
Hey...just a comment.
[info]firebreather
2001-08-06 07:13 pm UTC (link)
While I can agree...to a certain extent...with drug testing, this goes a little too far.
There's the little thing called "invasion of privacy".
Police can't get inside your house without a warrant, a judge can't issue a warrant without direct evidence(ie. earlier convictions of substance abuse/intent to deliver/sell, what have you), and direct evidence isn't found unless you take it yourself.

Oh, one thing...
we, as humans, wouldn't know when the Christ will return or when the Anti-Christ will pop up...
but one thing tells me to look toward the UN. The AC(as I will abbreviate from now on) might be working for President Bush...or
could be Bush himself.
Theories all around.
Look for them.

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Re: Hey...just a comment.
[info]justgoto
2001-08-09 01:22 am UTC (link)
If you take "al gore" and add the values of the name in ASKEYII character codes it comes to 666. count the space also.
Sea Ya!

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Re: Hey...just a comment. - [info]firebreather, 2001-08-09 05:36 pm UTC
Re: Hey...just a comment. - [info]aaronin, 2001-08-11 10:11 am UTC
Re: Hey...just a comment. - [info]firebreather, 2001-08-11 05:20 pm UTC
Re: Hey...just a comment. - [info]aaronin, 2001-08-11 08:27 pm UTC
Re: Hey...just a comment. - [info]firebreather, 2001-08-12 05:33 pm UTC

[info]la_rachael
2001-08-08 02:25 am UTC (link)
the only reason people give up sex for religion is because they can't get it in the first place. but that isn't true in this case, you big stallion. mount me.

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[info]cosmogonic
2001-09-22 09:27 am UTC (link)
you're my hero.

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[info]coffeebreak
2001-08-09 01:18 am UTC (link)

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Smell that?
[info]fireflypkb
2001-08-09 02:20 am UTC (link)
Your effort is applauded, but your message is not. Why do you have so much spare time? If you're going to be inspirational than do it... please. But if you're going to be degradous to music, religion, and toilets, please don't declare yourself "God's Journal."

The toilet... yes, right where this journal belongs.

*FLUSH*

Amen, that's my final answer.

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[info]wrongwayken
2001-08-09 09:27 am UTC (link)
Say....aren't you Jay Stile?

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[info]malathion
2002-06-04 11:52 am UTC (link)
Funny that you should ask, since Jay Stile is also an invented persona, author - Johnathan Biderman.

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[info]lauramiller
2001-08-09 12:06 pm UTC (link)
The obvious question, do you focus so much on God and Jesus and religion because your ugly ass can't get a date, much less laid.

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[info]suatre
2001-08-09 05:20 pm UTC (link)
Hee hee, I just find it funny that we seem to have had a little lesbian flirt-fest here in the note section of mr godfucker's journal.
kisses!

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Love
[info]shnarfer
2001-08-10 05:44 am UTC (link)
So, i was jusy perusing through some random journals and ventured upon yours...if this is NOT a hoax, then I recommend that you take this into consideration...

that they will know we are Christians by our LOVE

so...

'He who does not love does not know God, for God is love. ' 1John 4:8

You are rude to people and neither loving nor non-judgemental as the scriptures call people to be...the one true judge is GOD...you should try to show people your love and show them God through the way you live your life...not by harsh words...

God bless...

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[info]missrhea
2001-08-10 08:57 am UTC (link)
IS THIS FUCKIN FOR REAL????? BAHAHAHA!!!! This is soooo scary you have made my day.. hmmm.. OH!! I forgot amen.. hehehehe

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Not 666, But 600 three score and six
[info]antinomic
2001-08-10 01:34 pm UTC (link)
Reread your Bible, Amenlover. The number of the beast is not 666, but is described as six hundred 3 score and 6, which is 600 202020 6. Written as (600) 202-0206, it is obviously a phone number. When I called it, some woman answered with 'Office of the Beast. Marge speaking'. Do you think this is a sign of the apopcalypse?

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Re: Not 666, But 600 three score and six
[info]annlarimer
2001-08-20 02:28 pm UTC (link)
So was the Beast available? Did Marge take a message?

I find it commendable that, in this mechanized age, the Beast does not use voice mail.

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Re: Not 666, But 600 three score and six - [info]antinomic, 2001-08-24 07:10 am UTC
Re: Not 666, But 600 three score and six - [info]annlarimer, 2001-08-24 07:23 am UTC

[info]stardust132
2001-08-11 08:41 pm UTC (link)
Do you post seriously or is this your idea of a joke?

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