Amenlover ([info]amenlover) wrote,
@ 2001-07-02 05:24:00
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Current mood: rejuvenated

For those tempted by the wafer-god...
Recently an uncomfortable amount of Romanists have been infesting my journal which is of course God's journal with their Vaticanistic propaganda and false teachings and even though I welcome readers of every faith and background including even agnostics and atheists I would like to caution those of you who might be new Christians to not be misled by their crafty polemic which if substituted for the Holy Bible and this journal will get you so burned in HELL that it won't even be funny but then again it never is. Amen.

Here are some resources for combating the germ of Catholicism which you will be able to access with nothing more than your mouse and a heart that is sensitive to the truth:

www.jesus-is-lord.com/anti1.htm

www.sounddoctrine.com/rome.htm

www.chick.com/information/religions/catholicism

www.kenraggio.com

www.biblepreaching.com/twobabylons/00index.htm

www.pro-gospel.org/main.html

On a lighter note I would like to thank those of you who were patient with me for taking so long to reply to your posts as Friday afternoon I was finishing preparations for my sermon on Sunday having been invited by Pastor Gundry to be the monthly First Sunday Guest Preacher. Amen and thank you. Then we had our Friday night tract ministry outside Costco and most of Saturday was spent helping Brother Randall evict a tenant so many of my replies had to wait until Sunday afternoon. Amen.

At this moment my "pending replies" folder is still very full so if you think I am ignoring your sin swollen question or comment it is entirely possible I simply have not gotten to it yet. Amen.




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[info]amykittycat
2001-07-02 06:08 am UTC (link)
How'd the sermon go?

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[info]amenlover
2001-07-10 03:49 pm UTC (link)
As well as could have been expected considering the heat and the flies and the poor turnout but at least everyone in attendance was already saved so it was a short altar call after the sermon with a mad dash to the basement for sandwiches and snacks. Amen.

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(no subject) - [info]misatokatsuragi, 2001-07-10 08:57 pm UTC

[info]annlarimer
2001-07-02 06:24 am UTC (link)
Does anybody know if Host is allowed on the Atkins Diet?

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in defense...
[info]ladyfirebird
2001-07-02 07:30 am UTC (link)
I didn't check out the other sites, but the propaganda that is put forth on Jack Chick's site and jesus-is-lord.com is based on inaccurate understandings of Catholic teachings. I won't go so far as to suggest that their inflammatory statements are deliberately intended to mislead but they are at the very least the result of very poor understanding.

I'm not here to defend the faith so I'll keep this short. But please understand that there is a Biblical basis for all seven of the sacraments identified by the Church, including the Real Presence, and when you consider that, the rest seems to fall in line.

Also, it is inaccurate to refer to Catholics as "Romanists" as not all Catholics are Roman Catholics. It's also important to note that the important word in the phrase "Roman Catholic" is catholic (which means universal), not Roman. Roman Catholic is a proper noun used to identify those Catholics that are in the Latin or Roman rite, which includes the majority, but certainly not all, Catholics in North America.

Oh, and the so-called "wafer-god" is none other than Jesus Christ himself.

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Re: in defense...
[info]annlarimer
2001-07-02 09:02 am UTC (link)
Jack Chick inaccurate? No! It cannot beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Mr Chick should be strung up by his testicles for his crimes against both art and humankind. Except, of course, it's very unlikely that he hastesticles.

A friend of mind once went through Orlando airport on her way back from a Disney vacation. She was wearing a rather splendid t-shirt with a picture of Chernobog, the big scary bat-demon-guy from Fantasia. Apparently this alarmed someone in baggage x-ray enough that he or she felt compelled to 'save' my friend by tucking a Jack Chick comic into her carry-on.

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Re: in defense... - [info]sensrhps, 2001-07-02 10:02 am UTC
Re: in defense... - [info]annlarimer, 2001-07-02 10:55 am UTC
Re: in defense... - [info]braincube, 2001-07-09 12:54 am UTC
Re: in defense... - [info]annlarimer, 2001-07-09 06:29 am UTC
Re: in defense... - [info]braincube, 2001-07-09 10:24 am UTC
Re: in defense... - [info]annlarimer, 2001-07-09 10:46 am UTC
also in defense...
[info]ladyfirebird
2001-07-02 07:32 am UTC (link)
Please check out this link.

http://ic.net/~erasmus/erasmus.htm
Biblical Evidence for Catholicism

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Re: also in defense...
[info]cjkline83
2001-07-02 08:09 am UTC (link)
Amen!

I am roman catholic, and I personally don't care what religion you are. But while everyone has their own opinions, a person should still keep their agenda aside and not condemn or tarnish another religion. Religion is what you make it. It amuses me that people like Amenlover think they can redeem the world through a livejournal.

*Sigh* Some people are just stuipd. Thanks for your defense... nice to see people fighting against people like Amenlvoer.

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Re: also in defense... - [info]ladyfirebird, 2001-07-02 09:35 am UTC
God Ordered You to Split an Infinitive???
[info]ikilled007
2001-07-02 09:07 am UTC (link)
"... to not be misled...." 1st Paragraph.
The Messenger of the Host of Hosts does not receive corrupted Messages from the Almighty. So either we can assume that your god is not the one true God, incapable of error, or you are not the messenger.

My God, the God of the Roman Catholics, does not split His infinitives -- not even when He's angry.

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Re: God Ordered You to Split an Infinitive???
[info]cheapthrill
2001-07-08 08:36 pm UTC (link)
That was an absolutely impeccable observation.

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Re: God Ordered You to Split an Infinitive??? - [info]ikilled007, 2001-07-09 11:37 pm UTC
Re: God Ordered You to Split an Infinitive??? - [info]ex_ending606, 2001-07-09 11:33 pm UTC
Re: God Ordered You to Split an Infinitive??? - [info]ikilled007, 2001-07-09 11:39 pm UTC
Re: God Ordered You to Split an Infinitive??? - [info]amenlover, 2001-07-10 04:23 pm UTC
Re: God Ordered You to Split an Infinitive??? - [info]ex_ending606, 2001-07-10 08:09 pm UTC
Re: God Ordered You to Split an Infinitive??? - [info]miasmicevil, 2001-07-11 03:08 pm UTC
Re: God Ordered You to Split an Infinitive??? - [info]ikilled007, 2001-07-10 09:47 pm UTC
Re: God Ordered You to Split an Infinitive??? - [info]bigtime, 2001-07-20 06:11 am UTC
Re: God Ordered You to Split an Infinitive??? - [info]carriejane, 2001-07-11 02:09 pm UTC
Re: God Ordered You to Split an Infinitive??? - [info]metschica18, 2001-07-17 08:31 am UTC
Re: God Ordered You to Split an Infinitive??? - [info]im_apsycho, 2001-07-21 11:53 am UTC
Re: God Ordered You to Split an Infinitive??? - [info]fireflypkb, 2001-08-09 02:10 am UTC
Re: God Ordered You to Split an Infinitive??? - [info]shakota, 2002-03-02 07:51 pm UTC
Give It Up!
[info]ikilled007
2001-07-02 09:13 am UTC (link)
You are the High Priest in the Ministry of Satan. You represent a cult which has long since been excommunicated by the Holy Father of The One True Church. The Bible warns us of false prophets and wicked "holy" men whose only desire is to corrupt men's souls. I am forwarding your journal information to the Society of Jesus (The Jesuits i.e. The Special Forces of the Catholic Church, answerable directly to the Pope). When they get ahold of this Satanic influence in our midst, they shall surely snuff you out in Jesus' name! Amen!

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Give, give it all you got, give, give it all you got!
[info]crysanne
2001-07-02 10:57 am UTC (link)
Well now, Amenlover serves his purpose, satanist or not. How often do we actually get to hear such seething and impeccably placed words...hate-filled or otherwise? Please, oh please, Mr. Ikilled007, don't send the Society of Jesus, I'm sure your close personal friends (cough), after our beloved Amenlover.
Spare us your potent wrath.




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Re: Give, give it all you got, give, give it all you got! - [info]ikilled007, 2001-07-02 11:13 am UTC
Re: Give, give it all you got, give, give it all you got! - [info]crysanne, 2001-07-02 12:02 pm UTC
Re: Give, give it all you got, give, give it all you got! - [info]ikilled007, 2001-07-02 12:06 pm UTC
Re: Give, give it all you got, give, give it all you got! - [info]crysanne, 2001-07-02 12:21 pm UTC
Re: Give, give it all you got, give, give it all you got! - [info]braincube, 2001-07-09 01:22 am UTC
WhatEVA - [info]crysanne, 2001-07-09 07:07 am UTC
Re: WhatEVA - [info]ikilled007, 2001-07-09 11:29 pm UTC
Re: WhatEVA - [info]crysanne, 2001-07-10 06:08 am UTC
Re: Give, give it all you got, give, give it all you got! - [info]braincube, 2001-07-09 01:12 am UTC
yawn - [info]crysanne, 2001-07-09 07:12 am UTC
Re: yawn - [info]braincube, 2001-07-09 10:29 am UTC
Re: yawn - [info]crysanne, 2001-07-09 10:40 am UTC
Re: yawn - [info]braincube, 2001-07-09 10:56 am UTC
Re: yawn - [info]crysanne, 2001-07-09 11:34 am UTC
Re: yawn - [info]annlarimer, 2001-07-09 11:43 am UTC
Re: yawn - [info]crysanne, 2001-07-09 11:50 am UTC
Re: yawn - [info]braincube, 2001-07-09 11:53 am UTC
Re: yawn - [info]annlarimer, 2001-07-09 11:54 am UTC
Re: yawn - [info]comfucksta, 2001-07-09 12:02 pm UTC
Re: yawn - [info]crysanne, 2001-07-09 12:48 pm UTC
Re: yawn - [info]braincube, 2001-07-09 01:12 pm UTC
Re: yawn - [info]annlarimer, 2001-07-09 01:34 pm UTC
Re: yawn - [info]braincube, 2001-07-09 01:42 pm UTC
Re: yawn - [info]annlarimer, 2001-07-09 01:53 pm UTC
Re: yawn - [info]braincube, 2001-07-09 02:12 pm UTC
Re: yawn - [info]annlarimer, 2001-07-09 02:21 pm UTC
Re: yawn - [info]braincube, 2001-07-09 02:27 pm UTC
Re: yawn - [info]annlarimer, 2001-07-09 02:30 pm UTC
Re: yawn - [info]braincube, 2001-07-09 02:33 pm UTC
Re: yawn - [info]annlarimer, 2001-07-09 02:35 pm UTC
Re: yawn - [info]crysanne, 2001-07-09 04:28 pm UTC
Re: yawn - [info]crysanne, 2001-07-09 04:25 pm UTC
Re: yawn - [info]braincube, 2001-07-09 05:58 pm UTC
Re: yawn - [info]crysanne, 2001-07-09 06:19 pm UTC
Re: yawn - [info]braincube, 2001-07-09 06:45 pm UTC
Re: yawn - [info]annlarimer, 2001-07-09 08:45 pm UTC
Re: yawn - [info]crysanne, 2001-07-10 06:13 am UTC
OH MY FECK (yes fEck)ING GOD, I'M LOST.... - [info]blood_butterfly, 2001-08-05 11:26 pm UTC
Re: yawn - [info]annlarimer, 2001-07-09 08:26 pm UTC
Re: yawn - [info]annlarimer, 2001-07-09 11:06 am UTC
Re: yawn - [info]crysanne, 2001-07-09 11:36 am UTC
Re: yawn - [info]annlarimer, 2001-07-09 11:44 am UTC
Re: yawn - [info]katevixen, 2001-07-10 11:12 am UTC
Re: Give It Up! - [info]changotosis, 2001-07-02 11:19 am UTC
Re: Give It Up! - [info]ikilled007, 2001-07-02 11:23 am UTC
Re: Give It Up! - [info]changotosis, 2001-07-02 11:57 am UTC
Re: Give It Up! - [info]thechuck_2112, 2001-07-02 02:30 pm UTC
Re: Give It Up! - [info]ikilled007, 2001-07-02 05:29 pm UTC
Re: Give It Up! - [info]braincube, 2001-07-09 01:16 am UTC
What the Fuck?! - [info]dissolvedego, 2001-07-03 12:51 am UTC
Re: What the Fuck?! - [info]braincube, 2001-07-09 01:19 am UTC
Re: What the Fuck?! - [info]cosmogonic, 2001-07-09 01:14 pm UTC
Re: What the Fuck?! - [info]braincube, 2001-07-13 12:00 am UTC
Re: What the Fuck?! - [info]dissolvedego, 2001-07-10 01:18 am UTC
Re: What the Fuck?! - [info]notmrgarrison, 2001-07-10 03:08 am UTC
Re: What the Fuck?! - [info]braincube, 2001-07-13 12:03 am UTC
Re: What the Fuck?! - [info]dissolvedego, 2001-07-13 05:41 am UTC
Re: What the Fuck?! - [info]annlarimer, 2001-07-13 06:56 am UTC
JEBUS CHRIST! - [info]blood_butterfly, 2001-08-06 12:31 am UTC
Re: What the Fuck?! - [info]blood_butterfly, 2001-08-06 07:55 am UTC
Re: Give It Up! - [info]notmrgarrison, 2005-12-10 07:53 pm UTC
Stop all of this unholy distraction!
[info]ex_thehat388
2001-07-02 12:11 pm UTC (link)
I am your own true saviour, the lord, The Hat. I shall now set forth my second set of commandments:

Thou shalt not tax.

Thou shalt not eat artificial butter substitutes (I need only reference amenlover).

Thou shalt not put your children in public schools.

Thou shalt no longer pay any attention to the first ten commandments.

Thou shalt not use crack.

Thou shalt not steal music over Napster.

Thou shalt not whine.

Thou shalt vote communist/fascist/socialist/republican/democratic/statist/bullshittist.

Thou shalt never reference your success in the stock market to "buying on the dips."

Thou shalt not masturbate to boy bands.

Yes, I think these will be more applicable to your next few thousand years on this nearly worthless planet. Now go out and be fruitful and fuck a lot. At this point, it's okay to say my name during sex (that's right, baby), just don't otherwise disgrace me.

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Re: Stop all of this unholy distraction!
[info]ikilled007
2001-07-02 09:33 pm UTC (link)
I hope to God you accidentally left the "not" out of number 9....

I know it had to be an accident.

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Re: Stop all of this unholy distraction! - [info]ex_thehat388, 2001-07-03 04:31 pm UTC
So many cults! So little time! - [info]sirbojanglesiii, 2001-07-11 04:31 pm UTC
Re: So many cults! So little time! - [info]ex_thehat388, 2001-07-11 04:34 pm UTC
LOL - [info]sirbojanglesiii, 2001-07-11 04:42 pm UTC
to love..
[info]deuclion
2001-07-02 03:41 pm UTC (link)
I browsed through all the links and was somewhat horrified at the condemning of an entire group of God’s children, as we all are. Every page I went to I found very little fact, and moreover, a great lack of understanding regarding the material covered; as well as a slightly skewed interpretation of a quote or bible passage, etc. Most likely, due to the willingness of prejudice to find faults in another.

My goal in coming to this board is not to “infest” the many readers with my Catholic propaganda. It is to help you, amenlover. Whether you are a messenger from a God or you aren’t, is unimportant if the message you preach is that of hatred and fear. Admittedly, hatred and fear can be a useful tool in converting fickle readers. But, such passions are not that of God. They are a tool of evil. Rather than attempting to convert by establishing faults in other religions, you should attempt to show the good of your own religion. After all, I didn’t think it was custom to choose the religion with the least faults, but rather the religion that you can most identify with.

I ask that you incorporate love and charity into your preaching. Love, was Jesus’ strongest message. “Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself (Mk 12:29-31). ” It is my fear this simple request is being neglected in your posts. As always, I shall pray that God will sway your heart, my brother.

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Re: to love..
[info]amenlover
2001-07-10 04:51 pm UTC (link)
I cannot see a single more effective way of sharing the love of Jesus than to warn the unsaved about the dangers of the everlasting fires of HELL but some Christians find that to be an offensive approach and would rather not bother the HELLBOUND with such seemingly trivial concerns so I imagine those types of polite non offensive so called Christians will instead be planning to show their love by waving good naturedly from their cushy clouds in Heaven at all the snap-crackle-popping deviants and alcoholics and child molesters and Romanists in HELL but I think it's just a wee bit more polite to warn them in advance of their eternal sentence of damnation if you can see far enough past my dry sarcasm to get my intended point. Amen.

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Re: to love.. - [info]im_apsycho, 2001-07-21 12:11 pm UTC

[info]katevixen
2001-07-02 09:05 pm UTC (link)
I'm amused how you make it sound like being Catholic is the worst sin a person could commit.

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[info]amenlover
2001-07-10 05:01 pm UTC (link)
Young lady it is not a matter of degrees of wickedness but rather a matter of degrees of salvation and in that case there is only one degree of salvation meaning of course that a sinner is either saved or unsaved and so rather than thinking in terms of "the worst sin a person could commit" which you in your wee little sin-beribboned brain have decided put this perhaps it is better to think in terms of the last sin a person could commit and this last sin of course would clearly be the sin of dying in a state of rebellion against Jesus Christ which the Catholics have obviously chosen to do as long as they insist upon accepting Jesus into their stomachs in the form of a free weekly wafer rather than accepting Him into their hearts in the form of the free gift of eternal life! Amen!

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Re: - [info]katevixen, 2001-07-11 04:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amenlover, 2001-07-11 12:37 pm UTC
Re: - [info]katevixen, 2001-07-11 02:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jadenkun, 2001-08-24 06:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]im_apsycho, 2001-07-21 12:23 pm UTC

[info]alida
2001-07-02 09:28 pm UTC (link)
you make me want to vomit.... eck

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hah
[info]ophelia_rose
2001-07-04 09:08 pm UTC (link)
Hi Randi...so I see that you are also a reader...it keeps you amused huh?

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(no subject) - [info]amenlover, 2001-07-10 05:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annlarimer, 2001-07-11 07:57 am UTC

[info]dissolvedego
2001-07-03 12:16 am UTC (link)
you act as though there are people on livejournal who actually take you seriously.

here's a test.

if there is ANYONE reading this who takes amenlover seriously (in a positive and agreeing way) please reply and say "i".

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Umm what
[info]ikilled007
2001-07-03 12:26 am UTC (link)
I am trying to concentrate on your question

but your user icon

is mesmerizing me

cannot think

brain hurts

feel loopy

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(no subject) - [info]bitbit, 2001-07-03 11:33 pm UTC
Fuck the Bible - [info]ikilled007, 2001-07-04 01:33 am UTC
Re: Fuck the Bible - [info]bitbit, 2001-07-12 11:27 pm UTC
Re: Fuck the Bible - [info]ikilled007, 2001-07-13 12:10 am UTC
Re: Fuck the Bible - [info]kyla_elise, 2001-07-20 02:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rudegirle, 2001-07-06 10:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notmrgarrison, 2001-07-10 03:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notmrgarrison, 2001-07-10 03:44 am UTC
Re: - [info]dissolvedego, 2001-07-10 10:58 am UTC
dickball
[info]dissolvedego
2001-07-03 03:12 am UTC (link)
did all of you check out dickball's livejournal yet?
www.livejournal.com/~dickball

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Re: dickball
[info]crysanne
2001-07-03 08:34 am UTC (link)
I did in fact. I especially love the red little dots on amenlover's face.

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Re: dickball - [info]dissolvedego, 2001-07-03 01:28 pm UTC
What a fucking sissy boy he is - [info]crysanne, 2001-07-03 04:36 pm UTC
Note to: Roman Catholics
[info]almightygod
2001-07-03 08:59 am UTC (link)

You, the Roman Catholics, are My Church. Do not be lead astray by false prophets. I will send a sign, a man, to keep you on the path of righteousness, so that you will all share an eternity in My Grace. Persevere in these trying times, My children, your reward is immeasurable. Spread My Word and bring your brothers into My flock. Remember not to hate or judge My children, no matter how misguided you might perceive them to be. Everyone is doing My Divine Works. Leave Holy Judgment to Me.

Almighty God

P.S. When I say not to judge or hate, I do not include the French. Feel free to judge and hate them -- they are My bastard children (not created in My Image and Likeness).

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I am a drunk ass whore, and I'd like to be Amenlover's bitch
[info]crysanne
2001-07-03 05:03 pm UTC (link)
When you don't eat and you drink Absolute, you get drunk. This is my particular authoritative interpretation slash lesson for all you fucking wanderers, wandering same as me, wandering through these fabulous and pathetic intergalactic internet fucking phony fucking real time files, don't hate me because I'm beautiful!, and fuck you if you're a serial killer...and Amenlover, you need a blowjob like nobody's fucking business.

Let me tell you about Amenlover. He's the type of boy who dreams about a girl like me, then stifles his yearning and need betwixt and between the pages of 1 Samuel 16 and 18, going to bed an unfortunate, thoroughly unfulfilled boy. What sadness is there to glean from this poor and sullied world!

Amenlover needs a girl just like anyone else. Poor Amenlover. Were I to encounter him, hell, I'd give him a taste, not of the diamond but certainly of the zirconia, shit, he deserves it, maybe somewhere in that small little head of his he'd see what life is about and that it's meant to be lived, Absolute and all, especially with a jolt of Miles Davis ringing in your ears...fucking live it already, and stop telling me what's mine and what's yours, I know that already, I've chosen my lot, and I'm not likely to share it with YOU. Unless you make me beg to.

So in conclusion, Absolute on an empty stomach will make you drunk.

I love all of your wandering asses, so long as they are shapely and pristine like MINE.

crys

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Re: I am a drunk ass whore, and I'd like to be Amenlover's bitch
[info]annlarimer
2001-07-03 07:58 pm UTC (link)
I envy you. I can't type for shit when I'm swacked.

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Re: I am a drunk ass whore, and I'd like to be Amenlover's bitch - [info]divadollbaby, 2001-07-04 01:08 pm UTC
Re: I am a drunk ass whore, and I'd like to be Amenlover's bitch - [info]braincube, 2001-07-09 12:57 am UTC
Re: I am a drunk ass whore, and I'd like to be Amenlover's bitch - [info]annlarimer, 2001-07-09 11:10 am UTC
Loser.
[info]angelchild04
2001-07-03 08:09 pm UTC (link)
Hey man lover, or whatever. Why do you discriminate? I mean, there is absolutly nothing wrong with half the people you talk about. Bite me.

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Re: Loser.
[info]amenlover
2001-07-10 05:50 pm UTC (link)
I discriminate against no one and neither does the Lord who sent His only begotten Son to offer himself a sacrifice on the cross for our sins so that He will not be forced to smack every last one of us into the fiery furnace of HELL but will be able to save the five or ten percent of us who accept Jesus into our hearts to be our personal Lord and Savior. Amen. This applies to sinners of every race and religion and gender and political affiliation so if it is diversity you crave you will find plenty of it in both Heaven and HELL but I recommend Heaven as it will be a whole lot less crowded and I think you will find the absence of all the horrific screams of everlasting pain and despair to be much more pleasant than the presence of them. Amen.

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Re: Loser. - [info]carriejane, 2001-07-11 02:29 pm UTC
Re: Loser. - [info]jadenkun, 2001-08-24 06:24 pm UTC
I had to share this... since Dr. Laura didn't know the answers but surely you do Amenlover!
(Deleted user: )
2001-07-03 11:28 pm UTC (link)
For those of you that are not following the
controversy that has to do with Laura Schlessinger, she is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Paramount Television Group is currently producing a "Dr. Laura" television show.J Recently she has "found" religion,and has made some statements about homosexuals that have caused the Canadian anti-hate laws to censor
her.J The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura,which was posted on the Internet.... ENJOY.

Dear Dr. Laura,
Thank you for doing so much to educate people
regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to follow them.

1.) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess
slaves, both male and female, provided they are
purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not
Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?


2.) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3.) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4.) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev.1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odoris not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5.) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

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(Deleted user: )
2001-07-04 12:38 am UTC (link)
6.) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree.
Can you settle this?

7.) Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the
altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

8.) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should they die?

9.) I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10.) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them (Lev.24:10-16)?
Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private
family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

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Re: continued... - [info]manicdepressi0n, 2001-07-04 08:24 am UTC
Re: continued... - (Anonymous), 2001-07-04 04:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]katevixen, 2001-07-04 03:56 pm UTC
Re: I had to share this... since Dr. Laura didn't know the answers but surely you do Amenlover! - [info]ophelia_rose, 2001-07-04 09:23 pm UTC
Re: I had to share this... since Dr. Laura didn't know the answers but surely you do Amenlover! - (Anonymous), 2001-07-04 09:49 pm UTC
Re: I had to share this... since Dr. Laura didn't know the answers but surely you do Amenlover! - [info]dissolvedego, 2001-07-05 02:28 am UTC
Re: I had to share this... since Dr. Laura didn't know the answers but surely you do Amenlover! - [info]annlarimer, 2001-07-05 07:06 am UTC
Re: I had to share this... since Dr. Laura didn't know the answers but surely you do Amenlover! - [info]braincube, 2001-07-09 01:00 am UTC
Re: I had to share this... since Dr. Laura didn't know the answers but surely you do Amenlover! - [info]annlarimer, 2001-07-09 06:27 am UTC
Re: I had to share this... since Dr. Laura didn't know the answers but surely you do Amenlover! - [info]braincube, 2001-07-09 10:47 am UTC
Re: I had to share this... since Dr. Laura didn't know the answers but surely you do Amenlover! - [info]annlarimer, 2001-07-09 10:58 am UTC
Re: I had to share this... since Dr. Laura didn't know the answers but surely you do Amenlover! - [info]braincube, 2001-07-09 11:24 am UTC
Re: I had to share this... since Dr. Laura didn't know the answers but surely you do Amenlover! - [info]annlarimer, 2001-07-09 11:32 am UTC
Re: I had to share this... since Dr. Laura didn't know the answers but surely you do Amenlover! - [info]boozhwaa, 2001-07-10 08:03 pm UTC
Re: I had to share this... since Dr. Laura didn't know the answers but surely you do Amenlover! - [info]comfucksta, 2001-07-09 11:33 am UTC
Re: I had to share this... since Dr. Laura didn't know the answers but surely you do Amenlover! - [info]annlarimer, 2001-07-09 11:41 am UTC
Re: I had to share this... since Dr. Laura didn't know the answers but surely you do Amenlover! - [info]blood_butterfly, 2001-08-06 12:10 am UTC
Re: I had to share this... since Dr. Laura didn't know the answers but surely you do Amenlover! - [info]smithbrad, 2001-07-12 11:48 pm UTC
Re: I had to share this... since Dr. Laura didn't know the answers but surely you do Amenlover! - [info]slinkiekittie, 2001-07-12 11:29 am UTC
What is god?
[info]iconoclastplay
2001-07-04 01:19 am UTC (link)
As stated in the bible.... love is peace, love is long suffering, love is kind, etc. Now if you can remember it also says that God is love.... It seems that AmenLover has forgoten this. I will not, at this point, be verbaly violent to amenlover, it seems that all of you have done that well enough, but I will pray for him, for it seems he may need it, weather he wants it or not.

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Re: What is god?
[info]amenlover
2001-07-12 11:22 pm UTC (link)
I will not turn down an offer of prayer from anyone as we all need as much as we can get and even I am sometimes less than a quiet peaceful loving spirit. Amen and thank you.

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[info]artsyvenus
2001-07-04 10:44 am UTC (link)
I was curious about you condemning other faiths. How are you so sure that your God is the right God? If you made the mistake, wouldn't it be you who was going to "The Lake of Fire"?

There is also a theory that all religions point to the same higher being, just in different languages and methods... have you taken that into consideration?

Thanks for your time.

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[info]amenlover
2001-07-10 06:36 pm UTC (link)
Such a mistake would indeed be terribly unfortunate as we only have one shot at this and then comes the Great White Judgment Throne in which the Lord Jesus will decide whether a person was truly a Christian or if instead that person needs to fry in HELL for an infinite amount of everlasting eternities and that is why the Bible cautions us to search without cessation the Scriptures which are "quick and powerful and sharper than any two edged sword piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit and of the joints and marrow and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart" (Hebrews 4:12). Amen.

As to your opinion that all religions point toward the same source I feel it is my duty to instruct you to the contrary as this statement is only half true. Amen. One religion is of the Lord God Jehovah and that is the 1611 KJV brand of Scofield dispensational pre-mill pre-trib fundamentalist evangelical Christianity and the other religions are from Satan himself who is the father of lies (John 8:44) and therefore cannot help but mislead you but he will burn with you nonetheless as it is preordained before the foundation of the world (Ephesians 1:3-14) for him to do so. Amen.

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(no subject) - [info]rudegirle, 2001-07-23 05:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]malathion, 2002-12-02 01:27 pm UTC

[info]calicemb
2001-07-04 02:59 pm UTC (link)
may i ask amenlover's take on Cliff Yablonski?

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[info]captainhightop
2001-07-09 12:12 pm UTC (link)
the question is, what is uglycat's take on eddie the trombone king?

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(no subject) - [info]calicemb, 2001-07-09 05:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annlarimer, 2001-07-09 01:30 pm UTC
something awful - [info]calicemb, 2001-07-09 05:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amenlover, 2001-07-10 07:11 pm UTC

[info]katevixen
2001-07-04 03:52 pm UTC (link)
I'm just curious, but how did you get involved in religion? Was it through your family?

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[info]ravidew
2001-07-05 08:19 pm UTC (link)
what does your family believe?

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(no subject) - [info]amenlover, 2001-07-10 07:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2001-07-10 11:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]braincube, 2001-07-13 12:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annlarimer, 2001-07-13 06:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mangojellytoast, 2001-07-24 11:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]carmen, 2001-07-16 04:05 am UTC
All Hail the Mighty Zehlvis Christ
[info]zehlvis
2001-07-04 06:06 pm UTC (link)
Let it be known that such religious zealots as amenlover should always be ignored. Zehlvis Christ accepts all into the warmth and love that I, the seccond son of God, can offer to those who are willing to let me show them the way to eternal love, life, and happiness. God has spoken and currently speaks to me for I am His son, and He has chosen me to do his bidding..Admist my many commamnds from Him, he has instructed me to inform the many "christians" that His commands have changed, due to the changing times of our society....The rules/commandments in the Old/New Testaments are of an archaic time..We as a society have evolved into a different race. We need different rules to abide to. Thanks to the all mighty omnipotence of My and your father in heaven, I am here to reveal the truth that so many have denied.
Zehl Ian Valk
Eternal Life Through Zehlvis Christ

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WHAT THE FUCK.....
[info]jdeunique
2001-07-04 08:12 pm UTC (link)
YOU NEED TO HAVE SEX.. YOU MIGHT CALM DOWN. YOU NEED TO GET YOUR WORLD ROCKED. SO YOU CAN SAY AMEN.. AND THANK GOD FOR A WOMAN TO MAKE YOUR BODY SCREAM AND HAVE WET DREAMS...

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mmm hmmm...
[info]moondoggy8736
2001-07-04 10:24 pm UTC (link)
damn you're sexy amenlover...i wanna get a taste of you! By the way...there are dermatologists in this world; or maybe you're cult wouldn't approve of that?!

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Did jesus eat meat?
[info]catchthedead
2001-07-05 11:46 am UTC (link)
Did jesus eat meat?

Hitler didn't.

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Re: Did jesus eat meat?
[info]amenlover
2001-07-10 07:46 pm UTC (link)
Luke 22:14-16 implies that Jesus participated in the annual Passover celebrations in which a lamb was sacrificed and eaten in remembrance of God's deliverance of the Israelites out of Egypt.

"And when the hour was come, he sat down, and the twelve apostles with him. And he said unto them, With desire I have desired to eat this Passover with you before I suffer: For I say unto you, I will not any more eat thereof, until it be fulfilled in the kingdom of God."

He seemed to be skipping the lamb portion of the meal and going directly to the bread and grape juice but Luke's use of "any more eat thereof" shows that Jesus had in the past and up until that point certainly eaten his share of lamb. Amen.

It is easy to posit the idea that He remained a vegetarian for the rest of His earthly life and who knows maybe Hitler chose that lifestyle to emulate Christ since it is well known that Hitler claimed to be a Christian. Amen.

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Re: Did jesus eat meat? - [info]captainhightop, 2001-07-12 11:24 am UTC
Re: Did jesus eat meat? - [info]notmrgarrison, 2001-07-11 12:14 am UTC
go post on this all of you
[info]journalology
2001-07-05 05:56 pm UTC (link)
here
go post your thoughts/comments/ yadyayyda

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