This Week's Scripture Message
I am consistently sent Bible verses by my readers and asked to give my interpretation and I must agree that without the proper interpretation the Holy Bible can be twisted to fit anyone's fey sin-peppered agenda and therefore I shall for your spiritual edification make it a regular practice of mine to post my interpretations here in my LiveJournal which is of course God's LiveJournal. Amen.

John 8:1-7:

"Jesus went unto the mount of Olives. And early in the morning he came again into the temple, and all the people came unto him; and he sat down, and taught them. And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they had set her in the midst, They say unto him, Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act. Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou? This they said, tempting him, that they might have to accuse him. But Jesus stooped down, and with his finger wrote on the ground, as though he heard them not. So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her." Amen.

My authoritative interpretation:

"Sinners such as the adulterers and homosexuals and abortionists and Romanists should not be physically harmed as has been the practice of some misguided so called Christians such as those who shoot abortion doctors or bomb homosexual nightclubs or of course the evil persons who murdered the sodomite Matthew Shepard because he was living a homosexual lifestyle. Divine Retribution should be left up to the Lord God Jehovah ALONE who will fry their sinning sodomizing pornography pushing behinds in the everlasting lava pit called HELL. Amen. You are all sinners although a few of you have been saved by the Grace of Jesus Christ and so anyone who takes the law into their own hands and harms these homosexuals and abortionists and Romanists will roast in a much hotter and deeper level of HELL than those they sought to punish by physically harming them because it is God's Holy Will that all sinners should put away their pro-choice propaganda and turn off their Mr. Hankey's rerun-marathon and cancel their NAMBLA memberships and go get saved at my web site which they will not be able to do if you kill them before God does. Amen."