Amenlover ([info]amenlover) wrote,
@ 2001-06-09 00:34:00
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Current mood: nauseated
Current music:Rev. Norman Hutchins "I Know I've Been Washed"

Hatemail from the HELLBOUND. Amen.
Well I've seen some flagrant blasphemous disregard for the Word of God since I was given this ministry which is of course God's ministry but this is clearly as deep into the proverbial septic tank of human depravity as this lost generation can baptize itself. Amen.

First the Lord sent me to preach the Gospel of the justice and retribution of our Lord Jesus Christ at a pornographic message board beginning in November 2000 and that message was summarily rejected without so much as one soul saved. Amen.

Then the Lord in His unbridled wisdom which is apparently much more complex than my own saw fit to for some reason send me in May 2001 to some sort of laboratory experiment for the breeding of corrupt vitiated X Y and Z generation animal worshipping pagan flesh cutting bulimic suicidal white trash rap aggrandizing maniacs known as the LiveJournal gang who have not the slightest interest in salvation which caused me to truly wonder in fascinated astonishment at what the Lord might have been up to but I gave it a shot anyway. Amen.

But this new bedrock of iniquity has to be seen to be believed. Amen. The smart-alecky e-mails with their condescending tones and self righteous humanist sermonizing as well as the well meaning but grossly liberalized so called Christian attempts to correct the True Messenger of God which is of course myself have given way to a steady urinous tide of hatred and blasphemy and obscenity which includes but is not limited to suggestions that I am affiliated with the Ku Klux Klan or that I perform oral sex on Satan or that I am somehow misguided in my attempts to steer the unsaved away from the direction of eternal HELL. Amen.

And so if you are not already on the verge of regurgitation due to a steady diet of distilled spirits and illegal narcotics and clove cigarettes as well as of course your store bought cookie dough straight out of the tube and your Skittles and your snowboarding baggies of Top Ramen and the rest of your junk food menu I would like to invite you to really push the envelope and test the limits of your physical constitution by reading just a small unedited sampling of the hate mail which ceaselessly pollutes my Outlook Express inbox. Amen.




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[info]hermitx
2001-06-09 02:32 am UTC (link)
you are so massively full of steaming shit that i must praise you. i love what you are doing. keep it up. god loves your rosy red asshole, pal.

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[info]amenlover
2001-06-12 06:21 pm UTC (link)
It is the Lord Jehovah who deserves the praise and not myself and speaking of myself I must hasten to add that we can all do without comments related to the subject of my rectum. Amen.

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Re: - [info]hermitx, 2001-06-12 08:33 pm UTC
Hate mail?
[info]coffeebreak
2001-06-09 04:03 am UTC (link)
backward masking, how EVIL!

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HateMail
[info]javamental
2001-06-09 05:29 am UTC (link)
Hello --

I agree -- some of that mail is pretty rude. However, a couple of them seem not to be "hatemail", but just giving their point of view, as you gave yours.
Good luck with the ministry.

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Amenlover.
[info]enemyofman
2001-06-09 05:47 am UTC (link)
I am Jesus.
I do not save.
I am not here.

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Re: Amenlover.
[info]chimeravirus
2001-06-09 10:35 am UTC (link)
If you are Jesus then you are me son
For I am the one true God

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Re: Amenlover. - [info]enemyofman, 2001-06-09 02:28 pm UTC
Re: Amenlover. - [info]comfucksta, 2001-06-12 08:03 pm UTC
Questions
[info]andreeka
2001-06-09 06:34 am UTC (link)
I'm just curious why do you refer this journal as God's LiveJournal? Is it Holy? Isn't this more of an earthy-worldy possesion? just something to spread The Word.. And do you believe He is going to destroy everything earthly-worldy like LiveJournals and probably Bibles aswell? Not to mention a billion other things. Thanx!

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[info]amenlover
2001-06-12 06:38 pm UTC (link)
"The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of our God shall stand for ever." (Isaiah 40:8)

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(no subject) - [info]amenlover, 2001-06-12 06:46 pm UTC
curious
[info]ldyofpain
2001-06-09 08:18 am UTC (link)
I am curious amenlover, why is it that you reject the two (may have been 3 cant remember) emails to you from christians that spoke of jesus' love. they suggest that it is his love that you should attempt to reach others thru. sounds like a reasonable suggestion and Im curious why you would reject it? do you not find truth in their statements? and if not how do you support your belief with the entire book of john's recount of jesus' life?

I find it interesting that in the old testament that rules and regulation, war and haterd is recorded and then in the new testament comes along jesus and nothing but love and forgiveness is recorded and then comes paul and we are back to the teachings of rules and regulations again, though I cant say haterd this time... YET it is the teachings of jesus that everyone relys on so heavily to get to heaven, so what happened to all the love and forgiveness. I see none of it coming from you and most christians seem to be followers of pauls teachings now days it seems yet they talk of jesus being "the way, the truth, and the life" John 14:6

also I just discovered (dont know if true or not yet) that paul's recordings actually took place before the 4 gospels were recounted and that John didnt write his book until many years later after paul made his recordings. with the book of John being the closest recording of Jesus' emotions what exactly was the foundation of christianity built upon? perhaps the same foundation you build yours on? what you wish it to be? pure condemnation?

respectfully
Lynn

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[info]ex_refuse532
2001-06-09 10:54 am UTC (link)
I love you, Amenlover.

Come to Hawaii with me.

Marry me.

You won't regret it.

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[info]annlarimer
2001-06-12 12:51 pm UTC (link)
He's already been there.

Amenlover drove all the snakes out of Hawaii in his '78 Chevy Spectrum.

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(no subject) - [info]amenlover, 2001-06-12 06:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annlarimer, 2001-06-13 06:32 am UTC
Also...
[info]enemyofman
2001-06-09 11:37 am UTC (link)
Amenlover, I'd be honored if you would spread God's word at this "board of iniquity"...
Jesus Hates You
It's evil!

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Re: Also...
[info]amenlover
2001-06-12 07:02 pm UTC (link)
Sir I visited that message board and took one look at the topic "General Hatred Toward The Fictional Christ" and my spirit was genuinely grieved that I am unable to devote any time to trying to spread the Word at that Satanic abode of Satan-worshipping Satanists but as you can probably glean from this disorganized nonsense I am typing right now I have vastly over-extended my time and energy given this journal which is of course God's journal and the door-to-door ministry of myself and my staff as well as of course our work on the web site and our local picketing ministry. Amen.

I am sorry but I cannot save everyone and will have to leave this gang to either the Lord's mercy or His wrath whichever he fancies at the moment he finds their sin-corroded message board. Amen.

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Re: Also... - [info]enemyofman, 2001-06-12 08:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amenlover, 2001-06-12 08:20 pm UTC
Re: Also... - [info]highlander, 2001-06-13 07:14 am UTC
Re: Also... - [info]rudegirle, 2001-07-06 11:20 pm UTC

[info]electrcspacegrl
2001-06-09 12:11 pm UTC (link)
people have been talking about you.
http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?itemid=4622091

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[info]jennanaked
2001-06-09 12:31 pm UTC (link)
Dear Amenboy,

I'm so sowwy all the mean people are being so abusive toward you. When I finish this letter, I'll copy it to an email and you can start a section called "lovemail"! Would you like that?

Imagine you're sitting at your computer in the middle of the night, typing all this ridiculous shit, when I walk in on you unexpectedly.

I'm wearing nothing but my black Nikes ... a pair of kneepads ... a bib ... and a bicycle helmet with bike handle grips attached to either side...!

I kneel between your legs, palms resting submissively on my thighs, waiting, while you find your favorite bondage jpeg to display on your monitor while I blow you.

"Do you know why I have handles on my helmet?" I ask right before you get a good grip and start to fuck my mouth like it's a
wet
little
tight
sucking
cunt.
That's it - deeper, deeper ... now "test the limits" of my "physical constitution", clog me with your steady, viscous tide of pent-up lust...

No amens for you as I am too busy tasting your love.

Sincerely,

Jenna

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[info]wolfvirus3
2001-06-09 07:20 pm UTC (link)
hes gay he wouldnt be intrested.
i would though.
you wouldnt have to blow me but we can do anything else
you wanna do.


ps should i bring anything?

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(no subject) - [info]amenlover, 2001-06-13 08:32 am UTC

[info]mikedski
2001-06-09 01:33 pm UTC (link)
Hey man... I like Skittles and Ramen noodles...

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[info]amenlover
2001-06-12 08:01 pm UTC (link)
Then join the growing list of LiveJournalists who rejoice in their own unrighteousness. Amen.

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Re: - [info]mikedski, 2001-06-13 12:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sheebang, 2002-08-09 12:10 pm UTC

[info]sugarymalice
2001-06-09 03:56 pm UTC (link)
Oh, heh. That was quite the amusing entry you wrote there, but I'd like to make a few comments, you know. I am sure you are under much frustration, having to deal with the mass collection of damned souls that lurk upon your journal and within your comment section -- both of which are, of course, also Gods.


animal worshipping
I like cats.

pagan
Satan promised us candy.

flesh cutting
I also eat it.

bulimic
That is what the skittles and the roman noddles are for, duh! See, this is why we so easily fell to Satan's whims.

suicidal
Is it my fault that Satan coaxed me to crave death? My gosh. Ex-squeeze ME for being alive. No pun intended.

white trash
How come only the white people get to be trash? Isn't that racism! I hope you burn. ;p

rap aggrandizing
I think your first concern should be those that support the less enjoyed collections of country western music, my friend.
Besides, Papa Satan said rap was good. Such was the message he whispered within my ear that night.

maniacs
Crazy for ... ritual sacrifices?


By the way. You still haven't answered my question about glasses, and how it said that people who did not have 20/20 vision at death would go to Hell because they could not clearly see the altar of God. Answer me, answer me!!

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[info]amenlover
2001-06-12 07:44 pm UTC (link)
Regarding your teeny weeny question at the end of your sin-garnished reply I must admit that I don't recall that passage of Scripture as it probably does not exist. Amen.

Please post the reference so that I might look it up and respond to it. Amen.

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(Deleted user: )
2001-06-09 06:37 pm UTC (link)
How is National Public Radio sinful?

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[info]amenlover
2001-06-12 07:38 pm UTC (link)
How does National Public Radio promote the Gospel of Jesus Christ? Amen.

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FUCK YOU FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[info]wolfvirus3
2001-06-09 07:42 pm UTC (link)
man you have no idea how many people hate your sorry ass

i mean hell
you look and dress like a fag whats not to hate?
you talk shit calling many people hellbound
what the hell is that?
i mean i know god didnt hand you a fuckin list sayin
hes goin ta hell shes goin ta hell
so in my opinion you are hellbound
not us

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[info]amenlover
2001-06-12 07:37 pm UTC (link)
I would like to invite you to not use profanity in my journal which is clearly and unequivocally God's journal. Amen.

I realize of course that you did not know God handed me a list saying who is and is not going to HELL but that is because you probably do not own a Bible or if you do it is undoubtedly in your apartment for no other reason than to impress your in-laws when they come over for the big game. Amen. If you read the Bible you would know that God has provided a very clear and very short list for all to see:

"Thomas saith unto him, Lord, we know not whither thou goest; and how can we know the way? Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." (John 14:5,6) Amen.

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Re: FUCK YOU FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!! - [info]mactavish, 2002-07-08 02:34 pm UTC
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[info]memnochlediable
2001-06-09 07:46 pm UTC (link)
I must admit, you've outdone yourself with this one. I don't think I have heard so much bigotry shoved into one sentence in my entire life. Bravo.

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[info]kingofbouncers
2001-06-09 10:09 pm UTC (link)
Man, I'm confused. Really, I am. I read your "hate mail", and if you seriously think some of that's hatemail, I shudder to think what disturbed logic you're using to come to that conclusion. Out of the first 3 e-mails alone, 2 of them are actually praising you on what you do! How the hell can you think their e-mails hateful? I'm actually curious as to how you thought them hateful. I'm especially curious as to why you thought arosebud918 was hateful towards you. She freakin loved you! Please, for the love of

GOD

tell me how they were hateful! It's driving me crazy!

Oh, and trying to insult people by saying they eat "store bought cookie dough straight out of the tube and your Skittles and your snowboarding baggies of Top Ramen and the rest of your junk food" doesn't really work well when your picture obviously depicks an overweight, pimply, vastly outta shape, paranoid, "man".

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[info]amenlover
2001-06-12 08:00 pm UTC (link)
No I am the one who is confused. Amen. Perhaps you did not actually visit my Hatemail from the HELLBOUND page but instead accidentally found yourself at the web site of Benny Hinn or Robert Schuller and were reading the praises heaped upon them by their carnal fan clubs in which they praised them for tickling the ears of liberal ecumenical marshmallow "Christians". Amen.

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(no subject) - [info]kingofbouncers, 2001-06-13 08:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]avocado, 2001-07-10 09:52 am UTC
Re: - [info]kingofbouncers, 2001-07-10 12:09 pm UTC

[info]z_vapor
2001-06-11 06:33 am UTC (link)
Does your head ever get hot way up there in your ass?

I would like to remind you that LiveJournal frowns upon hateful messages of any kind. You seem to get upset over people calling you nasty nasty names, well, you shouldn't expect flowers if you're going to ridicule people based on sexuality and/or religion or anything else.

I can respect your position on the Lord, in fact I find it very refreshing to see that there are still people out there who are able to believe in Him despite the problems and difficulties facing humankind today. HOWEVER, your intolerance for others' beliefs, sexualities and lifestyles shows an unprecedented ignorance is present within you.

Reading through your livejournal I have been appalled and disgusted by some of the blind ignorance behind your comments, speaking of how homosexuals will burn in Hell and how God will smite all who do not follow YOUR religion. As much as you seem to think that you know about your religion, you don't. You claim to love Jesus, so why do you drag his name through the mud by using him as an excuse to belittle people for whom they are?

"Do unto others what thou would doest to you", to paraphrase a quote from the bible, child.

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[info]amenlover
2001-06-12 07:27 pm UTC (link)
I am truly surprised that you have the shortsightedness to write "I would like to remind you that LiveJournal frowns upon hateful messages of any kind" and "Does your head ever get hot way up there in your ass?" in the same message.

I have never written that I hate anyone nor have I wished any harm to come to anyone. If my Biblical beliefs that the unsaved will suffer the torrid fires of HELL are incorrect then I would like you to give me Scriptural references as to where that belief is incorrect.

However even if the messages I have posted in my LiveJournal which is of course God's LiveJournal were considered to be hateful which they are not it would not matter as I have been polite and respectful in the few instances when I have posted in others' journals which is more than I can say for you Z_vapor who just told me I have my head in my rectum.

If there is any further doubt in your mind as to the appropriateness of my ministry which is of course God's ministry I would invite you to see what the creator of LiveJournal himself himself thinks on the subject.

No Amens from me at this time as I am too busy rolling my eyes at the irony of it all...

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proud to be Generation X
[info]ladyfirebird
2001-06-11 07:53 am UTC (link)
Amenlover,

According to earlier posts in your journal, you're nineteen or twenty.
That makes you firmly a member of Generation X, much to many of our disgust.
Those types of label only identify when you were born, nothing more.

We're called that because we have no unifying force. And we don't really want one. We value free will which, frankly, was given to us in Genesis. And hasn't been taken away.

You can't convert people who don't want to be converted, no matter how hard you try.

All you're doing here is driving away those who might be thinking about conversion.

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[info]amenlover
2001-06-12 07:52 pm UTC (link)
Indeed the masses of LiveJournalers were right on the verge of tossing out their pornographic publications and deleting their Radiohead mp3s and turning to Jesus when I came along and scared them right back into their dens of iniquity...

Of course I am not serious but am instead using sarcasm. Amen.

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Amenlover revisited
[info]highlander
2001-06-12 07:41 am UTC (link)
Would you like to see what you look like? I think this is how all of us see you:

Amenlover's Journal Entry

"In The Beginning, there was nothing... except Amenlover, which is, of course, God's Amenlover...

Hallelujah. It seems Brothers Flopsy and Mopsy have finally pulled their HELLFIRE-swilling gullets out of the fires that burn SATAN and his nasty wicked masturbating, ejaculating, hot, heavy, moaning, grunting, pervy puddles of nast FOREVER! --as they finally showed the God-given decency endowed upon all suffed bunnies, and hopped to the other side of my bed to apologize to Brother Peter Cottontail and myself for eating our portion of the mouth-watering meatloaf that Sister Mommy made for us yesterday. Though a bit dry and BURNED, it was still rather tasty. But despite the dissention in my room, which is of course, God's room-- all came to a pleasant ending-- just as Christ's resurrection was pleasing to the believers of Israel-- as was this pleasing to me, which is of course, God's me. Amen.

Another demon of HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL wrote "queer" on my bike today. I think that it is absolutely correct. How queer. Why would someone want to try to persecute a servant of The Lord, which is of course, Me-- when they could be spending valuable time trying to change the world and help sinners such as homosexuals, adulterers, masturbaters, jaywalkers, and those doggone people that DO park on the median, though the sign clearly states you should not. Amen.

Excuse me, as I must go now, and treat myself. It appears my hair's running about a quart low. Amen. Actually, Amen-infinity, if I ever forget.

--where's my Autumn-Rose rouge? Ah...

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Re: Amenlover revisited
[info]z_vapor
2001-06-12 01:22 pm UTC (link)
????????? that was the oddest thing i've ever read, Clint.

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Re: Amenlover revisited - [info]sugarymalice, 2001-06-12 07:05 pm UTC
Re: Amenlover revisited - [info]highlander, 2001-06-13 07:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amenlover, 2001-06-12 07:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annlarimer, 2001-06-13 06:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]highlander, 2001-06-13 07:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annlarimer, 2001-06-13 02:21 pm UTC
I wonder why...
[info]rudegirle
2001-06-28 08:16 pm UTC (link)
You wonder why you aren't getting any results and anyone being "saved" by your posts...hmmm I wonder if statements like this have anything to do with it...

"Then the Lord in His unbridled wisdom which is apparently much more complex than my own saw fit to for some reason send me in May 2001 to some sort of laboratory experiment for the breeding of corrupt vitiated X Y and Z generation animal worshipping pagan flesh cutting bulimic suicidal white trash rap aggrandizing maniacs known as the LiveJournal gang who have not the slightest interest in salvation..."

Gee sounds like you don't have much respect for the people you are trying to "preach" to...it seems if you were really commited to bringing people to christ you would keep comments like that to yourself...

or maybe this...
"with their condescending tones and self righteous humanist sermonizing as well as the well meaning but grossly liberalized so called Christian attempts to correct the True Messenger of God which is of course myself have given way to a steady urinous tide of hatred and blasphemy and obscenity'

So I guess people do not have the right to disagree with you...and further more how do you know you are the "True Messanger" of god...how do you know that your interpretation is the only interpretation...that nobody else may have studied the bible and maybe found something differant...maybe god spoke something differant to them...you are not the authority and I find it quite egotistic that you think you are...

"And so if you are not already on the verge of regurgitation due to a steady diet of distilled spirits and illegal narcotics and clove cigarettes as well as of course your store bought cookie dough straight out of the tube and your Skittles and your snowboarding baggies of Top Ramen and the rest of your junk food menu"

and what's so wrong with Ramen? I love ramen I don't think that makes me a bad christian...also there is nothing wrong with the occasional drink of alchol...I'd like to see you try to prove me wrong on that one...i believe the bible says not to become a drunkard...but even Jesus Christ drank alchol...so in your interpretation is Skittles, Cookie Dough, Ramen, or any other type of junk food a sin worthy of going to hell?..

I have more pity for you than anything else...simply because you are extreemly misguided...and you are...really, do you think that condemnation and judgementalism are the way to bring people to christ? I hate to tell you christ himself wasn't judgemental...In fact i believe it was people like you that sent him into a rage in the temple...

~cheers~

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[info]ladycorbeau
2001-07-06 12:15 pm UTC (link)
You will judge me anyway, so I'm not going to try to insult you. One of the areas I study at school is religion, and I have attended Lutheran and Catholic schools before college. Actually the college I'm attending was founded by baptists.

I personally find it interesting that you make constant references to the "Lake of Fire" or whatever your current reference to hell is. The imagery of hell and really the concept didn't become part of the Jewish faith until the Babylonian exile. The use of fire and the concept of a fallen angel, aka Satan, were part of the Babylonian religion. I just find it interesting how many non-Christian images you're using.

As far as call the LiveJournal community "corrupt vitiated X Y and Z generation animal worshipping pagan flesh cutting bulimic suicidal white trash rap aggrandizing maniacs," most people respond negatively to that. I'm not Christian, but as a pagan I've always agreed with Jesus' teachings on love.

I respect the figure of Jesus and most of his followers. I'm married to a Christian and respect Christian beliefs. But does your journal really talk about Jesus' love and forgiveness? I just question if the basic tenats of Christianity are really being expressed in your journal.

Many Christians I know don't like listening to fire and brimstone sermons. If you really want to save "lost souls" try by condemning the sin, not the sinner. Give reasons why you think homosexuality is wrong, but don't put all homosexuals in hell already.

I disagree with a majority of what you write, but you wouldn't anger people so much if you wrote more about Jesus' love and the possibility of forgiveness. Screaming at us that we're all going to go to hell doesn't save souls, it just angers those souls.

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