Amenlover ([info]amenlover) wrote,
@ 2001-05-31 15:17:00
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Current mood: cheerful

One way...
My e-mail inbox has been flooded today with complaints from LiveJournal users who can see my posts but cannot reply to them because they are not on my friends list and so I would like to point out that the way to get on my friends list is to add me as your friend and at the end of each day I will update my friends list. Amen.

However I must also caution that the way to stay on my friends list is to refrain from posting gif animations of bowel movements as well as similar chicaneries. I am frankly surprised this even has to be said but then again I have been surprised a good many times since I opened this journal which is of course God's journal. Amen.


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[info]amenlover
2001-05-31 07:48 pm UTC (link)
Amanlover whose name almost rhymes with Amenlover I have been working very hard to clear both the acne from my face and the Reeses from my diet so that I might finally stop being derided for my looks and so I would like to wait until my appearance has improved before doing so. Amen.

Regarding others' attitudes toward myself I can only suspect that if they indeed thought I was correct they would give me the respect I so rightly deserve and my friend I am surprised you are both a Republican and a heterosexual and yet lack these basic deductive skills but I would encourage you to keep trying anyway.

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[info]durga_daggr
2001-05-31 09:17 pm UTC (link)
forget those sinfull sodomites! rejoice in the fascist love of our god J.C.!

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Hiya Mr. Lover!
[info]kittyfriedrice
2001-06-01 05:28 am UTC (link)
I've been reading the Bible. Could you take a look at my journal and let me know what you think? :)

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How cute!
[info]amykittycat
2001-06-01 05:54 am UTC (link)
I just have to say that is one of the cutest kitten pictures I've ever seen! May I ask where you got it?

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Re: How cute!
[info]durga_daggr
2001-06-01 07:25 am UTC (link)
yes, that kitty is friggin cute.

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Re: How cute!
[info]kittyfriedrice
2001-06-01 09:37 am UTC (link)
http://members.home.net/sikander17/kitty2.jpg

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[info]amenlover
2001-06-01 05:44 pm UTC (link)
Well Miss Prolific you do seem to do an inordinate amount of writing and so I shall have to peruse your LiveJournal over the weekend and get back to you with my opinion.

Keep the faith. Amen.

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[info]amenlover
2001-06-03 03:32 pm UTC (link)
I took the time to read the first few entries in your journal which is clearly the journal of the serpent Nahosh and frankly I am appalled at both the amount of time you spend propagating such nonsense as well as the blasphemies contained therein. Amen.

However I cannot judge you too harshly as your mind has undoubtedly been incapacitated by the sheer volume of pornography and intoxicants and Ally McBeal episodes to which you have exposed it and so I would invite you to read In the Beginning which is in cartoon form and therefore should not be too much for your tiny sin-confectioned brain to comprehend. Amen.

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[info]annlarimer
2001-06-03 04:52 pm UTC (link)
I still don't understand the whole business where Noah goes on a bender, then flies into a rage when his boys try to do him the simple kindness of covering up his, y'know, l'il guys and keep him out of the cold.

Is the author, God, trying to tell us that even big-time Bible characters like Noah were merely human and could fly into alcoholic rages? Is this God's way of encouraging the children of alcoholics to seek counseling with organizations such as Al-a-teen? Or is He saying that Japeth or Steve or whichever it was actually commit some sort of curse-worthy transgression in trying to look after the old man?

Also, should someone who cannot keep his abuse of alcohol under control really be in charge of a giant aquatic vehicle, the safety of which is vital to the future of the human race and the ecosphere? Remember the Exxon Valdez...

It's not that I wish to second-guess God or critique his style, but I worry because I feel this story is rather ambiguous, and I may not quite be getting the point.

Or was God going for some kind of Zen koan thing in this passage?

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[info]carlos_seramos
2001-06-01 02:07 pm UTC (link)
word up!!

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[info]amenlover
2001-06-01 05:31 pm UTC (link)
Your attempts at flattery will get you no closer to Heaven as you are clearly under the influence of narcotics or intoxicated with alcohol or BOTH as evidenced of course by your use of casual vernacular. Amen. Any True Christian knows that flattery is a direct tool of the Antichrist which he loves to loan to the False Profit to deceive the feeble-minded into taking medication which will only make them stop believing that their thoughts and actions are inspired by the Lord God Jehovah (Isaiah 29:10). Amen.

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[info]carlos_seramos
2001-06-02 09:16 am UTC (link)
RIGHT-O!!

Thanks for your words of rebuke. They are words of edification.

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Oops!
[info]highlander
2001-06-01 02:29 pm UTC (link)
Looks like God's Grace only befell you for less than 24 hours, O Ye of Unresponsiveness. The hater community is back up.

I bring up a good point, though. Why do you not respond to me directly? You spend long periods of time responding to the most idiotic posts... but yet, when I ask a few questions about your beliefs and opinions, you button-up.

Can your brain, which is of course... God's brain... not hold an intelligent conversation with someone that actually doesn't insult you, or write in all caps? Someone that uses punctuation?

We'll see. I ask you: why is everything yours... "Of course, God's...", too?

Is that JUST to piss everyone off? Your thoughts.


Ite Domum.

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[info]amenlover
2001-06-01 05:28 pm UTC (link)
Your use of Latin in your response makes your position highly suspect as I have no choice but to assume you are a Romanist who is intent on corrupting Christianity with the creeping germ that is Vaticanism. Jesus had only one word for those who would seek to usurp His authority with crafty polemic and that was "Get thee behind me, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve." (Luke 4:8)

Regarding your question as to why I insist my web site and my LiveJournal are clearly the Lord's I would like to ask you whether you have even bothered to look at the only web site which will provide all the spiritual help you will ever need?

To give you the benefit of the doubt I will assume that you are new to the Internet and will explain for you exactly what a "frequently asked questions" page is. This page which is also referred to as a FAQ is posted for the sole purpose of eliminating the need to answer the same questions over and over and over. Amen.

However since I know you are sincerely searching for the truth I will reiterate my position here:

The name Santa comes from the original Saint Nicholas who was a true Christian before the Romanists used their corrupt pagan influence to turn him into Santa Claus and thus steal the birthday of our Lord and turn it into a day of greed rather than holiness. Amen.

Christ means anointed and on December 25 1999 I was anointed in a vision by Saint Nicholas to convert the nations beginning with these corrupt United States and continuing until I have converted even the minor countries like Africa or until I die whichever comes first. Amen.

Just as 666 is the number of the name of the beast who is the Antichrist (Revelation 13:18) the number 777 is the number of the name of Santachrist who is the True Messenger of God who is of course myself who will under the direction of our Lord Jehovah God lead the unrighteous away from the path of the serpent Nahosh and on to the baptism in the blood of the Lamb which is the perfecting of the saints as found in Ephesians 4:12. Amen.

If you want to call that unresponsive that's up to you but I think your friends in HELL are going to think you are being unresponsive when you're twisting and screeching in HELL because you thought HELL didn't exist when really it was just waiting there all along ready to swallow you like a bug as soon as you keeled over from AIDS or drugs. Amen.

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[info]highlander
2001-06-01 06:03 pm UTC (link)
Ya know what's really funny?

You based your entire message on the assumption that I'm Roman Catholic. I'm not. I'm Methodist. I just happen to have a real love of Latin.

::beaming::


Sors Salutis Et Virtutis Tui Nunc Contraria.

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[info]amenlover
2001-06-01 06:06 pm UTC (link)
You're doing it again...

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[info]highlander
2001-06-01 06:08 pm UTC (link)
Good job. You passed Kindergarten. Now let's move up the grade levels a bit.

What did I say?

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[info]sugarymalice
2001-06-02 09:32 am UTC (link)
He's so damn cute when he spouts Latin. -giggles, pettin'-

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[info]amenlover
2001-06-03 03:17 pm UTC (link)
I took your quote to the Alta Vista Translator but they did not have the Latin-to-English option so I instead used French-to-English and the translation was:

"Leave Salutis And Virtutis Tui Nunc Contraria."

That was not much help but I do recognize the words salute and virtue and contrary in there so I entered "leave salute and virtue tui nunc contrary" using the English-to-Spanish option and then translated it again from Spanish back to English and was given:

"Leave nunc of tui of the greeting and the opposite virtue."

Well that makes no sense whatsoever and I think it is evident by all this why the Lord chose the English language when He inspired the King James translators as English at least makes sense to the average layman. Amen.

It is no mystery to me why the Romanists insist on using Latin and Italian to confuse the Scriptures as the 1611 KJV Bible clearly demolishes their pagan Vaticanistic heresies. Amen.

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[info]mikedski
2001-06-03 10:16 pm UTC (link)
Huh? Man, I'm having a hard enough time asking if Susan is home in Spanish... nevermind all those other languages.

I think the bible was originally written in Latin, Hebrew and Sandskrit.

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[info]ravidew
2001-06-04 07:17 pm UTC (link)
I'm guessing something like:

Your respect and character currently goes against ...
(couldn't find 'sors')

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[info]annlarimer
2001-06-02 07:20 pm UTC (link)
Have you heard the story about the dyslexic who sold his soul to Santa?

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[info]amenlover
2001-06-03 02:53 pm UTC (link)
That will be quite enough of that Miss Larimer. No amens from me at this time as I am too busy trying to maintain a serious ministry...

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Re: Oops!
[info]ex_angeldemo848
2001-06-02 11:06 pm UTC (link)
do you realise that when he responds to anything that I write as well, it is not anything that even relates to what I was writing about in the first place. I swear he has pre planned responces.....

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Re: Oops!
[info]amenlover
2001-06-03 02:59 pm UTC (link)
Romans 9:13-24:

As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

What shall we say then? Is there unrighteousness with God? God forbid.

For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion.

So then it is not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that sheweth mercy.

For the scripture saith unto Pharaoh, Even for this same purpose have I raised thee up, that I might shew my power in thee, and that my name might be declared throughout all the earth.

Therefore hath he mercy on whom he will have mercy, and whom he will he hardeneth.

Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will?

Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus?

Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?

What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction:

And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory,

Even us, whom he hath called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles?

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[info]annlarimer
2001-06-03 04:43 pm UTC (link)
"Shew"?

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[info]sugarpuss
2001-06-29 11:09 pm UTC (link)
Okay, I randomly picked an entry with fewer comments than most and decided I have something to say.

Do you not at all realize what a hypocritical fuck you are? How much more NOT like the god you claim to worship could you BE?

Is it GOOD and CHRISTIAN of us to condemn our fellow human beings for what they do? God gave us FREE WILL and if he didn't mean for some of us to be gay, or get high, or whatever then he WOULD NOT make us able to BE or do those things.

It isn't GOOD OR CHRISTIAN of ANYONE to slander a person or a group of people LIKE YOU DO. GOD would not appreciate the many people who YOU think should be KILLED for what they do. "Thou shalt not kill," right? Well, it doesn't say, "Thou shalt not kill unless your victim is a gay pothead."

And speaking of drugs -- why don't you go outside of your religious bubble and LEARN about them instead of assuming you know what you're talking about?

I have had several friends who have commented on your entries an when you actually reply to them, you are an evasive snotty little fuck. Can't you at least ADDRESS the topic that you are responding to?

What PROOF do you have of your god? And how can you say you worship him when YOU YOURSELF are doing the very things that he said we shouldn't? God doesn't condone HATRED, no matter WHO the target is, and YOU SPREAD IT. How can you fucking justify that?

How about linking to godhatesfags.com? Are you ACTUALLY telling me that GOD would ever say "I HATE GAY PEOPLE"? I'm amazed you aren't on drugs, because I don't know what person in their right mind would link to a page such as that and say it's in the name of GOD.

I respect everyone's opinions, religious and otherwise, but I do expect people to think before they speak and have SOME clue about what they're talking about.



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[info]dissolvedego
2001-06-30 11:44 am UTC (link)
i'm telling you, he's suffering from a severe case of UCS (un-attractive christian syndrome). have you ever seen an attractive christian preach and condemn with such bitter hatred? ofcourse not, they are not resentful and envious of all the "sinners". they might actually just care for them. amenlover on the other hand is deeply jealous and probably felt pretty worthless until he found his religion and "realized" that all those attractive people having a good time would burn eternally in hell. so this is his delusion, he spends a great deal of his time fantasizing in detail about these people's future torments in hell. either that or it is just a big prank, i hope it is, i didn't want to have to acknowledge that people that ignorant exist. have you seen his website, www.yourgoingtohell.com? haha it's great.
hell's going to be a kick-ass place, i'll see you there kat! =)

P.S. did you know M.C. HAMMER is CHRISTIAN now and raps for JESUS?!?! i'm not making this up!

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[info]name
2001-06-30 09:36 pm UTC (link)
HEY GUYS C'MON! Take me with you! I'll be bad I promise!
I may be hellbound but frankly I was heading there from the beginning. I was baptised over pretzels and beer. At least in hell we won't have to hear from amenlover anymore, he will be too busy skinny dipping with angels to pay any attention to us.

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[info]rokmy_soks
2005-04-09 12:34 am UTC (link)
Wow. that is really gay and I'm sure amenlover will have fun skinny dipping with angels and you'll have fun buring in fire~

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[info]name
2005-04-09 01:10 am UTC (link)
almost four years later...wow.

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