Amenlover ([info]amenlover) wrote,
@ 2001-05-30 22:51:00
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Current mood: rejuvenated
Current music:George Beverly Shea "Victory In Jesus"

From Victim ... to Victory in Jesus!
Praise God and Amen!

The Amenlover Haters' Community Support Group is finally gone due to the intervention of my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ as well as some strategically placed LiveJournal operatives which proved I was incorrect when I stated that for the most part the users of LiveJournal are a debauched band of bisexual flesh cutting liberal Wiccan artists and painters and for that I must apologize as it turns out only about 98% of them are. Amen.

These strategically placed operatives chose a handful of unsuspecting pawns who were obviously too busy trying to find their misplaced marijuanas and their autoerotic asphyxiation ligatures and their non-KJV Bibles to realize what was going on until the so called "Amenhaters" headquarters was firmly locked and its humiliated founder and members sent home with their twitching reptilian tails drawn effeminately between their fornicating needle-marked legs.

Amen!

Although this little attempt to derail my message which is of course God's message has backfired I have nevertheless taken precautions to possibly prevent a similar group from rising up against me in the future and have elected to activate the "friends only" message board reply option as most of the members of that now-disbanded gang were regular visitors here.

Although very few of those in my friends list are born again Christians most of you have had the decency to be respectful in your responses and those who have not been respectful have had the creativity to at least be interesting. Amen.

Speaking of friends we seem to have a good Jennifer and an evil Jennifer posting here as the one who calls herself Jennanaked has repeatedly refused to obey my requests to stop posting her pornographic filth in response to my Gospel messages and is about two f-words away from being permanently banned from this journal which is of course God's journal.

However Astarianjewel who is also known as JenKitten has been asking serious questions concerning the strengthening of her walk with Christ as well as how to combat the sin of premarital lust and masturbation and I would at this time just like to ask for prayer for both of these young women. Amen.


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[info]jennanaked
2001-05-31 01:27 am UTC (link)
Pssst ... hey ... Bible Boy ... it's me, Jenna. You awake yet? Got that little thing that almost looks like a penis all ready and lubed? Got your wad of tissues ready? Good, 'cause we're gonna make a mess.

"About two f-words away from being permanently banned" is, I believe, how you put it. Mmmm, let's see if I can work a couple of "fucks" in here for you. Oops! I guess that's one!

I want you to just lie back and relax while I jerk you off with my tits. Can you feel my nipple rubbing up and down the underside of your little dick? I'll be sure to suck on the head *smack* every time it *smack* pops up from *smack* between my breasts.

Getting close? I think you are. I know you want to have your uptight little climax in my warm, loving pussy, so now I'm climbing on top of you, bouncing, riding you, fucking you.

Oh! I said that terrible f-word again!

I guess this means we have to stop. I'm sorry.

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Do you
[info]ex_blaster596
2001-05-31 01:51 am UTC (link)
Like to park?

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[info]astarianjewel
2001-05-31 04:23 am UTC (link)
On that note, I'm definitely crawling back in bed.

You absolutely crack me up, girl.

Have a fantastic day,

Jens

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[info]jennanaked
2001-05-31 11:10 am UTC (link)
Remember what Amenboy said - no touching yourself!

But if you'd like, I'll be happy to take care of it for you...

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Re:
[info]astarianjewel
2001-05-31 11:18 pm UTC (link)
Now THAT is an enticing offer.


Mmhmmm,

Jens

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[info]jennanaked
2001-05-31 11:31 pm UTC (link)
Since you're supposed to be the good Jennifer and I'm the nasty one, we'd better get under the sheets where Amenboy can't see us. I wouldn't want you to get in trouble.

You ready, young lady?

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[info]munkyspace
2001-05-31 10:38 am UTC (link)
How is your FUCKING day going JENNA...are you feeling FUCKING OK??? JEEBUS it is a beautiful FUCKING MORNING!!

FUCKING LOVE FOR YA

t

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[info]jennanaked
2001-05-31 11:06 am UTC (link)
Good morning, Tawny ... bring your corset and strap-on?

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Can I cum?...
[info]vortex
2001-08-14 10:02 pm UTC (link)
Can I bring my corset and strap-on too?!...

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[info]amenlover
2001-05-31 08:04 pm UTC (link)
When the Lord led me to add your name to my friends list which was against my better judgment He promised you were one of His chosen few and would soon put away the pornography and the pro-abortion pamphlets and the Cosmopolitan Magazines and pick up the Word of God and read the following but you are a little behind His schedule and so my potty-mouthed little tramp I shall reproduce the passage for you here. Amen.

Isaiah 28:23-27:

Give ye ear, and hear my voice; hearken, and hear my speech.

Doth the plowman plow all day to sow? doth he open and break the clods of his ground?

When he hath made plain the face thereof, doth he not cast abroad the fitches, and scatter the cummin, and cast in the principal wheat and the appointed barley and the rie in their place?

For his God doth instruct him to discretion, and doth teach him.

For the fitches are not threshed with a threshing instrument, neither is a cart wheel turned about upon the cummin; but the fitches are beaten out with a staff, and the cummin with a rod.

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[info]jennanaked
2001-05-31 09:45 pm UTC (link)
I never realized the Bible was so hot...

"Doth the plowman plow my aching pussy all day to sow his sticky guy-goo all over my face and tits? Yea, scatter your cummin cock-sauce all over me; thrash me with a thrashing instrument while I'm bound to a turning cart wheel; beat this bitch with your staff and cum on me with your rod."

Now don't tell me that didn't give you a little stiffy.

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hahah girl you kick ass!
[info]leaveinsilence
2002-09-16 11:08 pm UTC (link)
dude u rawk my socks! mind if i add you to my friend list.. btw my names jennifer too. lol. i guess its something about the name that just makes us "evil" eh? lol keep posting i love reading em lol
~jenni

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Continuity error?
[info]aziraphale
2001-05-31 01:29 am UTC (link)
Just a brief note - the Amenhater's journal looks like it was deleted voluntarily. I suppose it's possible that the Livejournal maintenance staff issues the same 'you have thirty days to decide to undelete your journal' caveat not only to those who choose to delete their journals, but also to those people who've had their journals forcibly deleted, but it's unlikely. In either case, it looks as if the journal founder can recreate his journal at the drop of a hat.

Not necessarily suggesting anything, just bringing something to light.

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Re: Continuity error?
[info]aziraphale
2001-05-31 12:48 pm UTC (link)
Thanks for that wonderfully witty reply. You have a keen grasp of the obvious.

Allow me to challenge your perceptions: perhaps it is the other way around?

Wrap your mind around that one, bitch.

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amen!
[info]durga_daggr
2001-05-31 02:05 am UTC (link)
amen to that!

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[info]astarianjewel
2001-05-31 04:16 am UTC (link)
I can honestly say that in my 21 years this is the first time I've ever been refferred to as 'Good'. Thank you. I think.

Now, a quick question. ( I'm just full of those ). Is there any Christian rule against sleeping in? One would think there would be no eternal damnation and Hellfire for staying between my sheets a few extra hours ( Assuming there is no present male or female counterpart, which aside from the feline variety, there is not ) but I wanted to check and make sure. You never know, and I suck at reading the fine print.

Thank you for the uplifting morning post. I've felt better the past couple of days or so, and have lacked the compulsive desire to mutilate the flesh of my arms.

:o)

Jens

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[info]annlarimer
2001-05-31 06:16 am UTC (link)
C.S. Lewis approved of sleeping in, on the grounds that sleep is essentially a blameless state. Of course, he also maintained that animals do not really feel pain, so I'm not sure that he should be the last word on the subject.

I approve of sleeping in, on the grounds that it keeps me from killing any of you.

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[info]ladyfirebird
2001-05-31 06:52 am UTC (link)
Allow my lapse into semi-cynicism here...if God hadn't wanted us to sleep in occasionally, he would have made us to wake up at certain hours. (Like I did this past weekend even when I tried to sleep in.)

::giggle::

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[info]amenlover
2001-05-31 09:23 pm UTC (link)
I need to warn you about the Biblical admonition against sleeping with your cat. Amen.

Leviticus 20:16:
"And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

The problem with sleeping late is that you could be using the time in prayer and studying my web site which is of course God's web site and which has the pertinent Bible passages already listed so you won't have to strain your tiny sin-frosted brain in order to learn what the Lord wants you to know. Amen.

As to your compulsive desire to mutilate the flesh of your arms might I suggest watching a little less WB and FOX as this younger secular generation has a lurid fixation with bisexuality and bulimia and suicide as well as of course cutting and instead program your remote control for TBN instead. Amen

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[info]annlarimer
2001-06-01 07:24 am UTC (link)
Er...no. She's only sleeping with her cat. She isn't sleeping with her cat.

Also, should I find that you are in any way responsible for killing or even merely wounding pets, I will be forced to take steps. Don't make me come over there.

Just out of curiosity, what does your website (which is of course God's website) have to say on the subject of stuffed animals? The plushie kind, not the taxidermic kind.

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An honest question
[info]amykittycat
2001-05-31 10:04 am UTC (link)
I know this will sound a little silly for someone my age asking, but this is something I've been wondering about for a little while. I think you can help me.
Do animals go to Heaven?
I wonder. I have had a few cats and dogs which I have loved dearly as pets, who have died. Also, I feel guilty for running over a turtle the other day.
Do you know if animals go to Heaven? I guess it would help me feel better about the turtle. I know people will probably tease me about that, but I feel horrible even when I step on ants. I can't kill anything. And I feel kinda bad for the turtle.
I know it's silly, but if you have anything to say about it, I'd appricate hearing it.

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Re: An honest question
[info]annlarimer
2001-05-31 10:49 am UTC (link)
They'd better, or I will be righteously pissed off after death.

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Re: An honest question
[info]ladyfirebird
2001-05-31 02:14 pm UTC (link)
I don't know, Amy, but I'll say that if there are no animals in Heaven, I'm not so sure I want to go there either. And there are lots of people who feel the way I do. Surely God puts animals there just as He puts them here. After all, they're incapable of sin since they have no free will.

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(Deleted user: )
2001-05-31 01:17 pm UTC (link)
Nothing wrong with being an artist.

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[info]annlarimer
2001-05-31 07:58 pm UTC (link)
Aw c'mon, we're all absinthe-abusing ambisexual freaks, and you know it.

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[info]the_ravyn
2001-06-01 06:58 am UTC (link)
This should explain about why Amenhaters' Journal was down. It wasn't an act of God, it was an act of technology. Oh well.......

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[info]lordlucan
2001-07-09 01:43 pm UTC (link)
When the Lord led me to add your name to my friends list which was against my better judgment

I'm sorry...did I hear you right?? Your judgement better than the Lord's? I see.

If you'd ever had any of my respect, those words would have lost it.

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[info]flicker_y2k
2001-10-02 04:19 am UTC (link)
Umm... excuse me? What is your problem with "bisexual flesh cutting liberal Wiccan artists and painters"?
What's so wrong with being bisexual? I know you'll refer to a bible passage (i respect that, i truly do, i'm not trying anything funny) but think- there is so much hate and violence in the world that surely you cannot believe that same sex relationships are wrong?

The flesh cutting bit- What one person does with their body is their own choice and it's not your place to judge them. Try walking in their shoes before condemning them.

Wiccan is a religion which you should respect, just as you expect someone to respect your religion. I find your lack of tolerance to other religions and beliefs disgusting. I think it is commonly known as PREJUDICE.

I've read your journal for a while (make of that what you will) and i have never posted a reply as I have always respected your views though I don't agree with them. This time though, you're wrong.

You are in no position to judge anyone, what makes you think you're better than anyone else?

Superiority complex, anyone?

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[info]mr_fried
2001-10-02 12:18 pm UTC (link)
i agree with you flicker, is people like him that gives christians a bad name, it says that you shouldn't judge others yet he does, he has twisted the bible for his own evil ends, mazza knows his bible like the manics and as a christian myself i know parts of the bible, jesus said that you should encourage people to join the christian faith and came into this world humbled and lowly, he did not come into this world saying how much better he was than the rest of us and prejudging us, mr god boy here has forgoten the christian teachings and is a giant freak! you know god boy that your actions will not be liked in the eyes of jesus and god, when the book of the dead is opened and the final judgement comes and the lake of fire awaits don't be suprised for you are guilty of the greatest sin and you will be cast into the second death while all that you have condemed and judged will be welcomed into the new kingdom

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[info]mezdispenser
2003-04-05 06:37 pm UTC (link)
That last post pretty much summed it up; If you really wanted to do a good job at spreading the Lord's word, you would do it humbly and non-judgementally istead of with this "I'm so holy" complex you seem to have.

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