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Tuesday, January 1st, 2002
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6:01p - The preaching of the Word will not be stifled
Praise God from whom all blessings flow! Amen.
I thank my God always through the grace which is given to me by Christ Jesus that neither height nor depth nor principalities nor powers of darkness nor prison chains could keep me from the opportunity to wrest the masses of sorcerers and sodomites and other stank-slathered souls who populate the LiveJournal community away from the grips of Lucifer and his band of fallen angels. Amen!23 And when they had laid many stripes upon them, they cast them into prison, charging the jailor to keep them safely:
24 Who, having received such a charge, thrust them into the inner prison, and made their feet fast in the stocks.
25 And at midnight Paul and Silas prayed, and sang praises unto God: and the prisoners heard them.
26 And suddenly there was a great earthquake, so that the foundations of the prison were shaken: and immediately all the doors were opened, and every one's bands were loosed.
27 And the keeper of the prison awaking out of his sleep, and seeing the prison doors open, he drew out his sword, and would have killed himself, supposing that the prisoners had been fled.
28 But Paul cried with a loud voice, saying, Do thyself no harm: for we are all here.
29 Then he called for a light, and sprang in, and came trembling, and fell down before Paul and Silas,
30 And brought them out, and said, Sirs, what must I do to be saved?
31 And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.
32 And they spake unto him the word of the Lord, and to all that were in his house.
33 And he took them the same hour of the night, and washed their stripes; and was baptized, he and all his, straightway.
34 And when he had brought them into his house, he set meat before them, and rejoiced, believing in God with all his house.
35 And when it was day, the magistrates sent the serjeants, saying, Let those men go.
36 And the keeper of the prison told this saying to Paul, The magistrates have sent to let you go: now therefore depart, and go in peace.Acts chapter 16
Even though Paul's prison experience does not parallel exactly what happened to me but rather I fulfilled my entire 120-day sentence in the county jail and was forced to endure a number of beatings from other prisoners as a direct result of my soul-winning efforts not to mention of course my sanctification efforts it is still nice to be finally out. Amen.
In early September 2001 I was the victim of false arrest for trespassing even though all my staff and myself were doing was exercising our God-given First Amendment rights of free speech by attempting to educate unwed mothers about the true facts regarding abortion. Amen. The deputies who arrived at the behest of the abortionists did not see things the same as us and they took our sign and our megaphone and our bottled fetus and even caused Sister Sara to drop her Bible in the process. Amen. Sisters Sara and Rachel along with Brother Randall were sent home with a mere citation but I was in light of the protection order which the abortionists had previously served upon me arrested and taken to a cell to await trial. Amen.
Other than the beatings and the food the worst thing about my imprisonment was the fact that I had eleven cell mates and all of them were fans of every sitcom ever made that glories in scantily-clad women and homosexual so-called role models (as if! which means I will not be holding my breath in anticipation of same sex marriages replete with gay orgiastic wedding receptions on the front lawns of so-called enlightened churches) as well as of course the kind of prurient language designed to tickle the ears of the average television addict. Amen.
But I survived the sentence through the strength given me by the Lord Jesus Christ and have returned to the LiveJournal mission field which has given me the opportunity to spread the Word of God to well over four hundred thousand souls and even though none of them have been saved at least they have been warned so that when they stand before the judgment seat and the Lord looks to see that their names are not found in the Lamb's Book of Life and they try to pretend they didn't know they needed salvation the Lord can remind them that they heard it here first on the LiveJournal before He points His gigantic holy thumb toward the floor. Amen.
If the thought of sizzling forever in HELL does not do anything to quiet your lust coated souls might I suggest the most painfully yet mind-numbingly obvious hypothesis that to obey the 1611 King James Version of the Word of God and to pray the sinner's prayer and end up in heaven instead would be by far the better choice which you should be able to clearly see even in your intoxicated states. Amen.
This time however I would like to ask my readers to show even a fraction of effort at controlling the never ending river of diablerie which flows so freely from your sin-slathered front orifices. Amen. I sincerely doubt the Lord turned the care of His message over to me because I had nothing better to do but answer the same sarcastic questions over and over and over for the titillation of the same gang of HELLBOUND reprobates who apparently think your time is better spent harassing a True Messenger of God than repenting of your sin and lawlessness before it is TOO LATE!!! which of course you will never do as you were conceived in unrighteousness and are therefore without shame or conscience. Amen.
Anyway with that settled I would also like to add that it's good to be back. Amen. I hope you all had a warm and safe hetero holiday season and that in my absence at least one or two of you has accepted Jesus into your hearts since after all even a blind squirrel can find an acorn once in awhile. Amen.
current mood:  pleased
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