Amenlover ([info]amenlover) wrote,
@ 2003-10-04 15:24:00
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A dark week for patriotism
Although many of my flock believe that I concentrate too thoroughly on the subject of HELL and the disastrous eternal consequences awaiting those who reject the saving blood of our Lord and Savior I believe given recent events in the news that the time of the Great Judgment is coming soon and all those who want to avoid everlasting punishment should probably get saved on the double before it is too late. Amen.

As anyone with even a passing knowledge of religion and politics knows it has always been the Republican Party and its conservative loyalists who have been the backbone of family values and morality in this country and now the Christian Right is under increasing attacks with the allegations that President Bush's team sold out a CIA agent in retaliation for her husband's anti-administration comments as well as Arnold Schwarzenegger’s alleged groping and fondling of women's private areas and of course the charges that Rush Limbaugh is a racist drug addict.

While neither myself nor my staff would seek to condone treason on the part of the Bush administration nor the sexual perversions of a gubernatorial candidate and of course have never been a big fan of junkies who constantly preach against the use of illegal substances I can without equivocation state that these are all lies concocted by the dominant and leftist-leaning media which has had just one agenda since the 1960s and that agenda has been to destroy both fundamentalist Christianity and the Constitution of the United States of America. No amens for that of course!

But the charges of racism against a great thinker and social leader like Rush Limbaugh are just plain absurd. As you may know Mr. Limbaugh stated on ESPN that Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb "got a lot of credit for the performance of this team that he didn’t deserve" and that "the media has been very desirous that a black quarterback do well."

While I do not exactly approve of statements such as this I must point out that I myself have always had my suspicions about actor Morgan Freeman since he went from a playing a chauffeur to a CIA agent to a U.S. President and in his latest film he had the blasphemous audacity to play God Himself and I would just ask if anyone else finds this more than a little suspicious since he is not the greatest actor ever to recite a line of dialogue and furthermore does anyone else wonder if maybe the media is behind this?

Amen and hurry up and get saved before the leftist gay-marriage-loving SUV-burning anti-Christian liberals outlaw salvation because based on what the Bible says HELL is not going to be a pleasant place but of course we've discussed that before.



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[info]arbiteroftruth
2003-10-04 03:46 pm UTC (link)
Actually, Morgan Freeman started out as the Easy Reader. Get your facts straight.

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[info]amenlover
2003-10-04 03:49 pm UTC (link)
I believe that was Peter Fonda. No amens for you.

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(no subject) - [info]arbiteroftruth, 2003-10-04 03:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]le_bombe, 2003-10-04 08:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kodeblue, 2003-10-10 10:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tully_monster, 2003-10-04 03:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arbiteroftruth, 2003-10-04 04:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]butisitiambic, 2003-10-06 04:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]arbiteroftruth, 2003-10-06 10:39 am UTC

[info]quinkle
2003-10-04 10:28 pm UTC (link)
Although it would be quite easy for me to call you a Bible-thumping FREAK, I choose not to do so, because I try my hardest to be compassionate and understanding to all. However, I feel the need to respond to this statement:

"these are all lies concocted by the dominant and leftist-leaning media"

Arnold actually admitted to fondling women without their consent, which disproves the above statement. It saddens me that you're so filled with hate for everyone who isn't exactly like you. You've strayed from the original message of Jesus. Learn to love, pal.

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[info]abuerer
2004-03-19 07:18 pm UTC (link)
I hate it when guys like this make Christians look like idiots. I'm a Christian and not an idiot. Then again, I realize that I'm not perfect. So I'm careful to review my own understandings of things when they are challenged.

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[info]nancykitten
2003-10-04 11:16 pm UTC (link)
Heeehe, you're so funny. I love how you put HELL in bold; I wonder if Satan is your sponsor, you mention HELL so often!

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[info]ajodasso
2005-06-14 09:10 pm UTC (link)
Yes. It seems to me that he may well be of the Devil's party.

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[info]zeyphrkori
2003-10-05 11:32 pm UTC (link)
So...I guess since you're Republican, then you would vote Arnold for govener, eh?

By the way...if you don't like Morgan Freeman as God, which actor would you like to see play the Alimighty?

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[info]butisitiambic
2003-10-06 04:28 am UTC (link)
This fanatical tirade brought you by the letter H and by the number 666

Amenlover's Wild Rantings are underwritten by a grant from the Dark One, by the Prince of Lies and by the good people at Crisco

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[info]midgetback_pack
2003-10-06 07:41 am UTC (link)
still lookin jacked

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[info]annlarimer
2003-10-06 08:48 am UTC (link)
What about George Burns?

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[info]nitasee
2003-10-06 10:00 am UTC (link)
Don't forget having John Denver as his chosen person. It begs the question of which is the greater sacrilege - John Denver or Jim Carey.

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(no subject) - [info]kodeblue, 2003-10-10 10:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ex_theatrica309, 2003-10-12 10:17 am UTC
ICON SPAM!!!
[info]of_bad_faith
2003-10-06 01:56 pm UTC (link)
You're a stupid right-wing bigot paid by Bush and his stupid minions to coerce people to vote Republican. Like my icon? I got the picture of you off one of your 'websites'. And yes, they're your websites, not God's. Have a nice gay-marriage-loving, SUV-burning, anti-Christian liberal day! (Note the commas. Commas are your friends, not your enemies.)

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Re: ICON SPAM!!!
[info]nancykitten
2003-10-06 05:28 pm UTC (link)
lol.

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Re: ICON SPAM!!! - [info]kodeblue, 2003-10-10 10:55 am UTC
Re: ICON SPAM!!! - [info]of_bad_faith, 2003-10-11 11:31 am UTC
Re: ICON SPAM!!! - [info]guttermistress, 2004-12-31 06:19 am UTC

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Re: ICON SPAM!!! - [info]of_bad_faith, 2003-10-06 05:31 pm UTC
Re: ICON SPAM!!! - [info]unavoidedcrisis, 2005-01-25 01:41 am UTC

[info]woundedtiger
2003-10-06 09:23 pm UTC (link)
I agree with the commentor who told you to get your facts straight. The agenda of the dominant and left-leaning media is not to destroy both fundamentalist Christianity and the Constitution of the United States of America.

The agenda is to make all of the homosexuals in your country come to Canada to get married, so that their combined weight will make North America tilt down towards the North, making all of the oil in Texas rush up here as it seeks its own level. When we possess all that oil, the U.S.A. will be dependent on us economically.

Then we destroy fundamentalist Christianity and the Constitution of the United States of America.

The American media is all about Canadians, don't you know.

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[info]of_bad_faith
2003-10-07 12:50 pm UTC (link)
Of course it is :)

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(no subject) - [info]cottoncandy7c, 2003-10-09 06:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]4abudabit, 2004-11-21 10:14 pm UTC

[info]kodeblue
2003-10-10 11:05 am UTC (link)
Oh shit, the GREAT JUDGEMENT IS NEAR! watch out for meteors. jeezus christ, you need a cardboard sign that says something stupid on it like "Take my watch, the end is near" or "Kick my ass while you still have time" and then you need to have conviction with it, speak in tongues and wear a amish hat. Things to spice up your local corner could be a butter churn right next to you as you spit on all cars that are not moved by horses.

And dont ya just love that Morgan Freedman played a black god. Would you have preferred him to paint his skin a more "caucasian" color, maybe wear a Ku Klux Klan outfit. Everybody knows that if God and Jesus are real, that God would be black, and Jesus would be a Mexican. Looks like its tough shit for you in heaven.

But hey, I have to congtulate the "leftist-leaning media" for the destruction of fundamentalist Christianity.

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[info]ex_theatrica309
2003-10-12 10:15 am UTC (link)
Dude, you make me laaaaugh. Your punctuation usage, or lack thereof, never fails to amuse me.

it has always been the Republican Party and its conservative loyalists who have been the backbone of family values and morality in this country

*snerk*

maybe the media is behind this?

What, the media being involved with actors? That's unheard of!



And I've just been wondering, how come you don't respond to all the comments you get? I mean, come on, don't you want to bitch and moan at all the liberal people (i.e., me)?

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[info]til_midnight
2003-10-12 02:39 pm UTC (link)
I'm a leftist gay-marriage-loving liberals outlaw, but I have no harsh feelings forwards SUVs. They're so practical and big and it's a power trip driving them.

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Oooh, I HATE SUV's
[info]maggledy
2004-04-07 01:11 pm UTC (link)
I'm a leftist, gay-mariage-loving, liberal goth pagan outlaw, and I hate SUV's! HATE THEM!

They take up far too much space to park, their gas mileage is abominable, they are absolutely deadly to anyone in a smaller car that gets hit by them, and the folks who drive them get this attitude that they are immortal and invincible. For some reason their drivers are often selfish and convinced that the world revolves around them. Not unlike certain kinds of Fundies.

Every damn yuppie-scum soccer-mommie in Littleton drives one, has no clue where the corners of her vehicle are, and thinks she owns the road. It's entertaining to get into pushme-pullyou games with them in my ancient Handa Accord; they realize pretty fast that my little machine is more agile, and that I already have body damage so I am not worried about scratching my paint. Their vehicle is big, my cojones are bigger :)

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it can't be...
[info]gsush8sme
2003-10-17 11:27 pm UTC (link)
Is this live journal for real?

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Re: it can't be...
[info]jenefur
2004-01-03 06:29 pm UTC (link)
Yes- this must be for real. I've been a member for a few years (no matter how sporradic my posts) and there was some discussion a few years back as to whether or not this whole thing was a hoax. There is a community on lj called "amenhaters". try looking in the archives for full details for/against this guy being a hoax. If it is a hoax, it has got to be one of the most drawn-out and time-consuming hoaxes ever. Happy hunting!

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[info]_away_from_here
2003-10-19 12:24 pm UTC (link)
I pride you on your wonderful use of punctuation.

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[info]pizzuti
2003-10-20 11:40 pm UTC (link)
Are you for real? I hope not. No, this can't be for real. I mean... jeez, lol. It would be hilarious if it was real. Actually, it's hilarious even if it isn't. Good job dude.

If any of you like this journal, here's another website you all might like: www.jesushatessmut.com". Remember the website is 100% satirical so don't get all pissed off and write hate emails to the Creator of the page. (The Creator being, of course, God.)

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[info]jenefur
2004-01-03 06:32 pm UTC (link)
Yes- this must be for real. I've been a member for a few years (no matter how sporradic my posts) and there was some discussion a few years back as to whether or not this whole thing was a hoax. There is a community on lj called "amenhaters". try looking in the archives for full details for/against this guy being a hoax. If it is a hoax, it has got to be one of the most drawn-out and time-consuming hoaxes ever. Happy hunting!

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(no subject) - [info]cosmogonic, 2004-03-07 06:35 am UTC

[info]pizzuti
2003-10-21 11:38 am UTC (link)
OMG this page is HILARIOUS! (Nice job dude. I love it.)
For those out there who don't know what I'm talking about, the page is called "Ten Truths Jesus Wants You TO Know" and amenlover wrote it. You can go there by clicking here.

My FAVORITE "truths" on the page are #4 and #7. You MUST read those two. These two "truths" are the epitome of fundamentalism in all organized religions...just read them and you'll see what I'm talking about.

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If I joined up all the zits...
[info]velvetpants
2003-10-24 08:52 am UTC (link)
...on your chin, would it spell out the word 'TWAT'?

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Re: If I joined up all the zits...
[info]jenefur
2004-01-03 06:35 pm UTC (link)
I want to hug you for this comment. You know, a lot of people bash this kid, but you are a true original. Thanks for making me smile today!!!

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Re: If I joined up all the zits... - [info]ta1nt3d_s1l3nc3, 2005-01-31 11:57 pm UTC

[info]veggieramen
2003-11-16 02:15 am UTC (link)
Hi everyone. I'm new here. My name's Cody, I live in Michigan. I enjoy vodka martinis, shopflifting, copyright infringement, and having conversations with my roommate and his homosexual partner about how wonderful it is to drink and be an atheist. For the record, I'm an athest. Not agnostic. Agnotstics don't believe in God. Atheist believe that there is not a God.

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[info]veggieramen
2003-11-16 02:21 am UTC (link)
Haha, ok, anyway. I'm gonna go do some blow, lick a clit and go to bed.

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[info]rocket_hamster
2003-11-16 11:45 am UTC (link)
If God is so powerful, don't you think that maybe it's safe to leave the judging to him?

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[info]maggledy
2004-04-07 01:18 pm UTC (link)
Oh, they always think they have the direct word and will of their god right there in their hand. They should read their bibles, if they believe in them so. It says in that book several ways that god is the only one who gets to judge people, so they should all shut up til judgement day.

For a refreshing and human take on christianity (this particular column is on homosexuality), check here; http://blogs.salon.com/0001772/2003/02/18.html

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(no subject) - [info]stagegrl21x, 2004-11-24 07:07 am UTC

[info]ladyfirebird
2003-11-16 07:05 pm UTC (link)
these are all lies concocted by the dominant and leftist-leaning media which has had just one agenda since the 1960s and that agenda has been to destroy both fundamentalist Christianity and the Constitution of the United States of America. No amens for that of course!

Now isn't that last sentence an interesting one. "Amen" simply means "so let it be said," or, in simpler terms, "I agree." So by withholding your amens are you suggesting that you don't agree? Be careful! Your liberal bias is showing! You might just end up in HELL yourself!

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[info]telescope
2003-11-18 04:36 pm UTC (link)
lmao.

you are a retard.
TAKE YOUR OPINIONS, YOUR UGLY ASS, YOUR GOD, AND GO TO HELL YOURSELF


Amen

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[info]pizzuti
2003-11-19 03:58 pm UTC (link)
AWW BE NICE!! He coulda had a hard life... for all we know.

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(no subject) - [info]telescope, 2003-11-19 07:30 pm UTC
Re: - [info]pizzuti, 2004-02-06 12:08 am UTC

[info]ex_theatrica309
2003-11-22 07:47 am UTC (link)
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Bet you heard about Massachusetts, didn't you? *points and laughs in your face* It's only a matter of time, you know, before the other states allow gay marriage...and THEN what will you do?

(And don't you LOVE my icon? Don'tyoudon'tyoudon'tyou???)

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[info]anfarati
2003-11-26 12:25 pm UTC (link)
Although I don't agree with his views mostly at all, I think that you guys MAJORLY suck for coming into his journal and tashing his views. This is his place to vent, not yours. How dare you?

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[info]maniai
2003-12-04 10:00 am UTC (link)
How dare we? Well, let's see. Posting a public journal entry by its very nature invites comments. And when the entry in question is full of the most disgusting, bigoted, closed-minded views imaginable, the public being subjected to those views has every right to retaliate. Some of us are not willing to accept racist, homophobic, and downright stupid remarks as 'venting.' To head off the obvious: no, we don't have to read his journal. We could skip over it. But silent consent is not in our natures, you see.

And a message for [info]amenlover himself: if you honestly believe the tripe you spout here and on your sites, I can feel nothing but pity for you. You sad, sad little creature. If, on the other hand, this is a joke, it is not funny - you have taken it much too far. Homophobia and racism are not amusing.

Nor are horrific run-on sentences. *moans* "Make it stop! Make it stop!"

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(no subject) - [info]stagegrl21x, 2004-11-24 07:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mirrorsfevers, 2004-09-19 05:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]samispam, 2005-09-30 05:10 am UTC

[info]ex_contretem615
2003-11-26 02:28 pm UTC (link)
holy shit... this guy has a flock?

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[info]innerblueskys
2003-11-26 05:31 pm UTC (link)
Great Stuff!!!!!!

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