Amenlover ([info]amenlover) wrote,
@ 2003-07-21 20:06:00
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Satan's quiver is never without arrows
It seems as though Satan himself has since November of 2000 when God called me into this ministry tried with considerable venom and purpose to stop the message of salvation which extends from the outstretched arms of Jesus Christ on the old rugged cross of Calvary to each and every sinner and reprobate who was predestined before the foundation of the world to accept our Savior's free gift of eternal life unlike those who were chosen to reject Him (Romans 9:13-24) in favor of an eternity of HELL which is really just separation from any trace or presence of the Lord Jehovah plus all the fire and worms (Mark 9:47,48). Amen.

I am therefore somewhat puzzled that the Lord in His infinite wisdom has not seen fit to explain to me what to do when my website which is of course His website is HACKED by those who apparently would prefer an eternity with the worms in the gigantic lava jacuzzi than everlasting rest with Him and His Messenger which of course has been since November of 2000 myself. Even though Brother Randall is more than a little handy with computers he has informed me that he does not know what to do in this case and in fact this afternoon he even yielded to the sin of profanity although I suppose such language could be overlooked in light of the fact that the website of this ministry which is clearly God's ministry has been all but destroyed as well as the fact that Brother Randall was a McNeil Island prison guard before he became a Christian and as such was exposed to not a small amount of that manner of vernacular. No more amens from me until I can find a pair of Wet Wipes to stuff into my ears.

Calling the server resulted in little more than bored lip service to our complaint until the skateboarders who masquerade as IT professionals took a look at our website and then all we heard until we finally hung up the telephone was an office full of laughter but we do have a voice mail waiting for the office manager when he returns from his vacation on Thursday morning and then we hope to get to the bottom of this. Amen.

In the meantime I hope that the Believers among you will pray that the Lord will resolve this setback which has been so surreptitiously and warrantlessly foisted upon us and also that the Lord will not necessarily wait until the Great White Throne of Judgment to impose His wrath upon those responsible for this mess and incidentally if any of you can tell us how we can hack into our own system and fix this mess it will be greatly appreciated. Amen.



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[info]sensrhps
2003-07-21 08:58 pm UTC (link)
damn.. that's too bad. you gotta admit, though, that the system hacked thing is pretty cool! ;)

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[info]tully_monster
2003-07-21 11:28 pm UTC (link)
An eternity with the worms in the giant lava jacuzzi! I'll have to remember that one.

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[info]midgetback_pack
2003-07-22 10:25 am UTC (link)
word!!! I was thinking that hanging out with worms and swimming in a jacuzzi made of lava would be fun!!

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(no subject) - [info]blindfaithnogod, 2003-07-23 03:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]x_doom_muffin_x, 2003-09-28 05:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ex_theatrica309, 2003-10-04 02:08 pm UTC

[info]emoxtard
2003-07-22 05:03 am UTC (link)
Hallelujah! You've returned! My friend's page was drastically lacking in run-on sentences! Thank the LORD you've remedied that! Amen!

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[info]freakachu420
2003-09-17 11:14 am UTC (link)
Hahahahahahahaha. Beautiful.

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[info]ladyfirebird
2003-07-22 05:30 am UTC (link)
Personally, I'd take it as a compliment. They say the devil works hardest at riddling the lives of those God loves the most.

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[info]amenlover
2003-07-22 02:43 pm UTC (link)
When you say things like that I cannot help but wonder what might have been if you had never made the decision to participate in the Babylonian worship of your counterfeit wafer-god which is of course the idolatrous object of worship for the Great Whore of Babylon which is also known by the less sinister name of the Roman Catholic Church instead of accepting Jesus Christ into your heart to be your personal Savior like a regular Christian. Amen. But even those men of the Old and New Testaments who were considered the most God-fearing had the misfortune to on occasion be taken in by crafty and unbelieving women and I guess I am no exception.

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(no subject) - [info]ladyfirebird, 2003-07-22 03:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]midgetback_pack, 2003-07-23 10:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lots42, 2003-09-04 10:37 pm UTC

[info]annlarimer
2003-07-22 07:23 am UTC (link)
Oh dear.

Oh well. Extra quarters in the cursin' jar from Brother Randall.

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[info]amenlover
2003-07-22 02:25 pm UTC (link)
Amen! That's a good idea. You Miss Larimer constantly remind me that the Lord in His infinite goodness has on occasion seen fit to outfit even the vessels of destruction amongst us which include of course the unjust and those with special needs as well as the sexually perverse with a portion of His magnificent intelligence and creativity.

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(no subject) - [info]annlarimer, 2003-07-22 02:29 pm UTC
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[info]nitasee
2003-07-22 07:43 am UTC (link)
Ah, well, this too shall pass.

Nice to see you on LJ again.

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[info]arbiteroftruth
2003-07-22 08:58 am UTC (link)
maybe it happened because you deserved it? because you're a reprobate yourself, posing as a holy man but really in fact being a total maniacal ahole? i mean, just maybe???

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[info]amenlover
2003-07-22 02:16 pm UTC (link)
That's not possible. No amens for you.

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(no subject) - [info]midgetback_pack, 2003-07-23 10:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blindfaithnogod, 2003-07-23 03:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annlarimer, 2003-07-22 02:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arbiteroftruth, 2003-07-22 06:13 pm UTC
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[info]x_rumour_x
2003-07-22 12:08 pm UTC (link)
and we all know that 777 is the number of the cousin of the beast.

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Re: just thought i'd point this out... - [info]annlarimer, 2003-07-22 02:41 pm UTC
Re: just thought i'd point this out... - [info]x_rumour_x, 2003-07-22 03:32 pm UTC
Re: just thought i'd point this out... - [info]annlarimer, 2003-07-22 06:37 pm UTC
Re: just thought i'd point this out... - [info]x_rumour_x, 2003-07-22 08:04 pm UTC
Re: just thought i'd point this out... - [info]midgetback_pack, 2003-07-23 10:39 am UTC
Re: just thought i'd point this out... - [info]x_rumour_x, 2003-07-23 12:35 pm UTC
Re: just thought i'd point this out... - [info]kodeblue, 2003-07-23 07:15 pm UTC
Re: just thought i'd point this out... - [info]lethal, 2003-07-25 03:35 pm UTC
Re: just thought i'd point this out... - [info]annlarimer, 2003-07-23 06:15 pm UTC
Re: just thought i'd point this out... - [info]suzy_hendrix, 2003-07-24 11:35 am UTC
Re: just thought i'd point this out... - [info]kodeblue, 2003-08-12 10:28 pm UTC
Re: just thought i'd point this out... - [info]futureperfect, 2003-09-05 01:06 am UTC
Re: just thought i'd point this out... - [info]x_rumour_x, 2003-09-05 01:51 am UTC

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[info]x_rumour_x
2003-07-22 12:17 pm UTC (link)
Just for note, fixing your website would be simple and easy if you had any clue what you were doing. That is to say, If Brother Randall had any clue what he was doing. I would be more than willing to help you out in this matter. All you have to do to inlist worthwhile faithful, godfearing services is go to http://www.rotten.com/ and locate the (email) button. That will get you all the help you require for this little matter.

-X

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[info]boldike
2003-07-22 05:06 pm UTC (link)
i would rather spend the rest of my life in the gigantic lava jacuzzi than look at your face for 30 seconds pal.

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[info]arbiteroftruth
2003-07-22 06:16 pm UTC (link)
you don't think he's hot? well shit.

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(no subject) - [info]annlarimer, 2003-07-22 06:41 pm UTC

[info]tophatinblack
2003-07-22 05:30 pm UTC (link)
i was just looking at your lj and i want you to answer me this: if you tell everyone that 99% of them are going to hell, then how will you be elected with only 1% (at most) of the votes?

Also, this country is becoming worse and worse everyday because of people like you.

OH NO I'M BI! I'M GOING TO CORRUPT EVERYONE!!! stop being so closed-minded.

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[info]suzy_hendrix
2003-07-22 10:30 pm UTC (link)
Now what's really funny is that he lists Abstinence, Chastity, AND fidelity as his interests. He's faithful to his left hand.. awww...

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[info]eunmi007
2003-07-22 11:29 pm UTC (link)
You should be a creative writer or something, the lava jacuzzi reflects your imagination... just not children's books... oh boy.

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[info]midgetback_pack
2003-07-23 10:41 am UTC (link)
amenlover is looking like a brokeass Fred Savage.

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[info]sensrhps
2003-07-23 02:14 pm UTC (link)
ROFL!! i never saw it until now.

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(no subject) - [info]kodeblue, 2003-07-23 07:30 pm UTC
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[info]darlingssecret
2003-07-23 04:50 pm UTC (link)
<3

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[info]kodeblue
2003-07-23 07:27 pm UTC (link)
man, ever hear of a god damn run on sentence, go to your english classes instead of putting your dick in your bible and masturbating with it. you had a whole fucking paragraph without one period.

and a lava jacuzzi would be pretty fuckin cool, i dont think i could stay in that long because in a normal jacuzzi my chest starts to hurt after about 15 minutes, but im sure i would be fine in lava. what kind of material would you use to hold lava in a jacuzzi anyways, porcelain? and we could see who could hold their breath the longest in the jacuzzi too! fuck yeah!

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[info]xxxkaliaxxx
2003-08-22 10:43 pm UTC (link)
That is THE best icon I have seen in a long time. Thank you for creating that.

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[info]theworminator36
2003-07-25 05:33 pm UTC (link)
"No more amens from me until I can find a pair of Wet Wipes to stuff into my ears."

....

You seriously have no idea how much that made me laugh.

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Ha! Thank You ...
[info]subversity
2003-07-25 08:22 pm UTC (link)
Dude, You rock. I'm amazed these people havent figured out that it's a joke. May you have the kneepads of your choice in the heavens above!

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[info]markmeista
2003-07-26 05:50 pm UTC (link)
Look, dude - I don't care who you are. I don't care if you're having fun; I also don't care if you think that you're a prophet of God.

Here's my reasoning: If you're doing this for fun, then you must really have no life. Secondly, you're not a prophet. Prophets don't hide behind computer screens. They're out in the open proclaiming their simple message. Give it up.

Your constant assailment of the Roman Catholic Church is ironic; it is their job, in fact, to protect the scriptures from idiots like you. Because idiots like you hijack the very meaning of the scriptures and use it to your own liking. You don't use the scripture as a way of life; you use it as a literary critique, picking and choosing lines and quotes and perverting them to your own liking. It is also apparent that your knowledge on Roman Catholicism is very little.

Besides, what has the Catholic Church ever done to you?

Grow up, pal.

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[info]ampiphany
2003-08-06 06:31 pm UTC (link)
'ello!

just wished to let you know
that you were proclaimed similar to me
(which, perhaps, i shall interperet as
"i am similar to god's messenger?")
by some code-script-device
and upon further investigation
i found you quite interesting.
thus, i have added you to my "friends" list

that is all ^_^

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[info]tully_monster
2003-08-10 08:21 pm UTC (link)
Amenlover, I know you've been burned in love recently, but I think I've found the perfect woman for you: [info]brandiwyne.

Have fun, kids.

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[info]redbadger
2003-08-13 05:06 am UTC (link)
I actually found your site entertaining. For one, the more you write, the more your ignorance shows. As as Christian, shouldn't Jesus be your Lord? You use the word Jehovah as your Lord. Jehovah is the Jewish name for God. So are you a Christian or a Jew? I will explain the difference. Jehovah is actually not a word. The actual name per the Torah (the 1st 5 books of the Old Testement of the Christian bible) is YHVH/JHVH/IHVH (each is correct). It is called the Tetragrammaton. Your Christ was the finality of that in Spirit creating the 5th aspect making it YHShVH. That is where people get the name YeHeShVH or Yeheshuah from. Learn the bible before you preach. As well, we prefer you to use the name Babalon and not Babylon. it is a mistake (one of many) in your bible.

But please continue your great work. It is making our easier.

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[info]neon_firefly
2003-08-15 02:55 pm UTC (link)
Heya again, just thought i'd stop by to let you know you're still in my prayers. Please please please stop judging people and telling them they'll be spending an eternity in hell, that's not for you to decide my dear so why not show them some of the love you've been given? That's the kind of thing that might actually make a difference and help them the way Jesus likes us to help each other. I'm sorry but with all the hate that runs of your fingertips it really does seem as though you're worshiping some kind of demon. It's so sad, i'm still praying for you always xx

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[info]burdurhur
2003-08-30 05:59 pm UTC (link)
Thanks for this--you're right. I'm not a Christian myself, but I'm a concerned human being all the same. I'm bothered not only by his hate, but by the hate coming from all the people on here who mock him--they're only serving to skew his idea of what non-believers are like and maybe fueling anger in him. I wish people could learn to just be decent and tolerant of one another... (great verse you directed him to, by the way--the timothy 2 one.)

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(no subject) - [info]rocket_hamster, 2003-11-16 11:52 am UTC

[info]neon_firefly
2003-08-15 03:08 pm UTC (link)
P.S Check out 2 Timothy 2:25-26
Might help.
God bless xxxxx :-)

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[info]brettanderson
2003-08-18 08:59 pm UTC (link)
Hey sweet thing, participate in my coloring contest

Or advertise it. You have a lot of friends

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