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Saturday, October 4th, 2003
3:24 pm
A dark week for patriotism
Although many of my flock believe that I concentrate too thoroughly on the subject of HELL and the disastrous eternal consequences awaiting those who reject the saving blood of our Lord and Savior I believe given recent events in the news that the time of the Great Judgment is coming soon and all those who want to avoid everlasting punishment should probably get saved on the double before it is too late. Amen.

As anyone with even a passing knowledge of religion and politics knows it has always been the Republican Party and its conservative loyalists who have been the backbone of family values and morality in this country and now the Christian Right is under increasing attacks with the allegations that President Bush's team sold out a CIA agent in retaliation for her husband's anti-administration comments as well as Arnold Schwarzenegger’s alleged groping and fondling of women's private areas and of course the charges that Rush Limbaugh is a racist drug addict.

While neither myself nor my staff would seek to condone treason on the part of the Bush administration nor the sexual perversions of a gubernatorial candidate and of course have never been a big fan of junkies who constantly preach against the use of illegal substances I can without equivocation state that these are all lies concocted by the dominant and leftist-leaning media which has had just one agenda since the 1960s and that agenda has been to destroy both fundamentalist Christianity and the Constitution of the United States of America. No amens for that of course!

But the charges of racism against a great thinker and social leader like Rush Limbaugh are just plain absurd. As you may know Mr. Limbaugh stated on ESPN that Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb "got a lot of credit for the performance of this team that he didn’t deserve" and that "the media has been very desirous that a black quarterback do well."

While I do not exactly approve of statements such as this I must point out that I myself have always had my suspicions about actor Morgan Freeman since he went from a playing a chauffeur to a CIA agent to a U.S. President and in his latest film he had the blasphemous audacity to play God Himself and I would just ask if anyone else finds this more than a little suspicious since he is not the greatest actor ever to recite a line of dialogue and furthermore does anyone else wonder if maybe the media is behind this?

Amen and hurry up and get saved before the leftist gay-marriage-loving SUV-burning anti-Christian liberals outlaw salvation because based on what the Bible says HELL is not going to be a pleasant place but of course we've discussed that before.
Monday, July 21st, 2003
8:06 pm
Satan's quiver is never without arrows
It seems as though Satan himself has since November of 2000 when God called me into this ministry tried with considerable venom and purpose to stop the message of salvation which extends from the outstretched arms of Jesus Christ on the old rugged cross of Calvary to each and every sinner and reprobate who was predestined before the foundation of the world to accept our Savior's free gift of eternal life unlike those who were chosen to reject Him (Romans 9:13-24) in favor of an eternity of HELL which is really just separation from any trace or presence of the Lord Jehovah plus all the fire and worms (Mark 9:47,48). Amen.

I am therefore somewhat puzzled that the Lord in His infinite wisdom has not seen fit to explain to me what to do when my website which is of course His website is HACKED by those who apparently would prefer an eternity with the worms in the gigantic lava jacuzzi than everlasting rest with Him and His Messenger which of course has been since November of 2000 myself. Even though Brother Randall is more than a little handy with computers he has informed me that he does not know what to do in this case and in fact this afternoon he even yielded to the sin of profanity although I suppose such language could be overlooked in light of the fact that the website of this ministry which is clearly God's ministry has been all but destroyed as well as the fact that Brother Randall was a McNeil Island prison guard before he became a Christian and as such was exposed to not a small amount of that manner of vernacular. No more amens from me until I can find a pair of Wet Wipes to stuff into my ears.

Calling the server resulted in little more than bored lip service to our complaint until the skateboarders who masquerade as IT professionals took a look at our website and then all we heard until we finally hung up the telephone was an office full of laughter but we do have a voice mail waiting for the office manager when he returns from his vacation on Thursday morning and then we hope to get to the bottom of this. Amen.

In the meantime I hope that the Believers among you will pray that the Lord will resolve this setback which has been so surreptitiously and warrantlessly foisted upon us and also that the Lord will not necessarily wait until the Great White Throne of Judgment to impose His wrath upon those responsible for this mess and incidentally if any of you can tell us how we can hack into our own system and fix this mess it will be greatly appreciated. Amen.
Thursday, April 10th, 2003
2:56 pm
Free of the sticky trap of the harlot
Well my friends and detractors I lack the words to express just how good it is to resume this ministry which is of course God's ministry although unfortunately this time my absence was not due to anything as simple as a jail term for defying a protection order on behalf of an abortion clinic but instead my absence is due to a failed love relationship with a woman who claimed to be a Christian (as if! which means I will not be peeking over the Lord's shoulder at the Final Judgment to see if her name is written in the Lamb's Book of Life as the feigned curiosity would only be an irritation to Him) although her definition of "Christian" turned out to be as loose as her moral integrity but then again it is not my place to judge her or her ornamental window-dressed impression of what she thinks a Christian is supposed to be as the Lord will surely take the time out of His busy schedule while He's judging the quick and the dead at the Great White Throne to explain it to her before he spits her lukewarm carcass in the direction of that massive funnel which empties into the never ending fires of HELL. Amen.

However for you younger and less Biblically literate Christians I would propose three ways in which you can determine whether your girlfriend is a True Christian or a harlot in sheep's clothing:
She tells your mother she's excited to be courting you because she will now have a date to the upcoming Creed-impression karaoke night. No amens over this brood of vipers who don attire not unlike the rest of the hedonists and seducers of MTV and VH1 and engage in the vernacular of the same.

She claims that homosexuals are born that way and should be accepted by the Christian community as long as they repent of their wickedness and refrain from engaging in sexual relations with each other.

She reads from one of the new age Bible per-versions like the New American Standard or the New International Version instead of the Authorized 1611 King James translation.
I realize many of you must be dropping your jaws in dismay and consternation at the notion that a True Messenger of God could be taken in by such Satanic shenanigans but my friends I must reiterate the fact that our adversary the devil walketh about as a roaring lion seeking whom he may devour every hour of the day and night and I might add that no one including King David or the Apostle Paul or even myself is immune to his wiley ways and will continue to need the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ to withstand the devil's continual assaults until that final day when he (the Lord not the devil) comes in the clouds to rescue us from this wicked world. Amen!

Despite the regret and humiliation this failed relationship has caused me I am tickled to announce that Sisters Sara and Rachel and Brother Randall have no small supply of forgiveness and understanding and have agreed to help me repair the broken windows in our office and paint over the blasphemies and obscenities on the walls and hook up the computer and mimeograph and by Friday or Saturday we will be back in the business of leading souls to the Lord and reminding those who refuse His grace and mercy what will be waiting for them at the end of their lifetimes of sensuality and rebellion and substance abuse. Amen and I would appreciate it if this time those of you who are not Christians could keep your sacrilegious and profane comments to yourself.
Wednesday, September 11th, 2002
2:37 pm
In remembrance...

On this the one-year commemoration of that fateful day on which the Satan-loving Islamic al Qaeda terrorists tried to destroy this once God-fearing Christian nation I can only point out an obvious fact which is clear to anyone who is not in the process of infecting their brains with marijuanas and rap metal "music" and pro-abortion propaganda and syphilis and that fact is the fact that the attack on America and her freedoms is a clear and unequivocal example of what that sort of radical fundamentalism produces in the unthinking individuals who so easily fall into the dogma of their backwards culture. Amen.

And so even though I will not be hopping up and down in anticipation of positive or worthwhile responses I would ask any True Christians who might be reading this to pray for these murderous sand-rodents that the Lord will either call them to repentance so that they might direct their efforts toward His will instead of the will of Allah who is also known as the demon Molech or take their lives immediately so that they will spend eternity snap-crackle-popping in hell with the rest of the Muslims and Catholics and homosexuals and child-molesters and liberal Democrats! Amen and have a happy hetero 9/11 anniversary!



Current Mood: patriotic
Wednesday, August 7th, 2002
5:24 pm
The quest for Tom's soul. Amen.
In November 2000 after obeying the call to spread the Gospel in the mission field of a pornographic Internet message board my message which was clearly God's message since it warned unbelievers of the dangers of slipping into the unforgiving clutches of HELL instead of the forgiving arms of Jesus Christ was ignored by the members of that message board as well as more tragically of course their self-righteous and sin-numbed consciences. Amen and good riddance as the True Messenger which is myself must of course also follow the Master's admonition to "shake off the very dust from your feet for a testimony against them" (Luke 9:5).

So as Jonah was vomited to Nineveh from the belly of the fish (Jonah 2:10-3:4) so the Lord in May 2001 sent me to reach out to the masses of LiveJournal infidels who seem intent upon destroying the Gospel of Jesus Christ through their use of intoxicants and the jungle beat of their rap "music" (as if! which means I will not be holding my breath anytime in the near future in anticipation of any sort of melody or positive message from that drivel) as well as of course their compulsion to fill their LJ interests list with every type of blasphemous carnality available in this pagan playground we call the 21st century. (No amens at this time as I am too busy ignoring the urge to take an antibacterial wet-wipe to my memory.)

In all the time I preached the Word to this rebellious LiveJournal congregation not one reader came forward to accept Jesus into his or her heart to be his or her personal Savior even though Jesus stood patiently knocking at the doors to all of your lust-laden hearts (Revelation 3:20) but as anyone who has obediently followed the Lord's direction knows He never closes a door without opening a window and that window was his call to use the heavy traffic which flows through my journal which also happens to be His journal to promote my bid for the presidency of the United States so in May 2001 I announced my candidacy and set up a petition for all those who desire a return to the Christian ethics upon which this country was founded to sign promising to run in 2020 if I received a million "yes" e-signatures but as of July 24th of this year I have received only 12 in favor of my candidacy so that sometimes seems to have turned out to be yet another wild goose chase. Amen.

Eventually the arrows of Satan as well as the disobedience of the sheep I was called to lead from captivity and certain damnation were enough to cause me to call into question God's direction for me in addition to the direction of my staff and this ministry itself and I fell prey to activities which did not involve evangelizing the unsaved including even frequenting non-Christian radio and television programs.

At my lowest point I heard a flesh-driven radio host named Tom Leykis who is without question caught in the claws of pornography and who has the audacity to promote every unspeakable sexual act known to man and even more and the Lord in His infinite and unbridled sagacity has now called me to the next rung of this ever-ascending ladder of evangelism to use this ministry which is of course clearly and without equivocation God's ministry to convert Mr. Leykis to the Gospel of Jesus Christ not only so that he and all his conformity-driven yes-men followers might escape their certain eternal destiny in that putrid gaseous belly of Lucifer which is more commonly known as HELL but also so that he might use his great (and by great I do not mean good but rather substantial) influence to promote salvation through the blood of the Lamb rather than a short pathetic life of meaningless sexual gratification before an everlasting sentence in the lake of fire as Satan's devoted little trophy wife. Amen.

In case there are any other True Christians reading this I would invite you to join me in this quest for Tom's soul and we can all start right here in this Gomorrah we call the LiveJournal...

www.livejournal.com/community/leykis101

Please try to remember that the purpose of this new mission field is to present the Gospel to the lost and not to win arguments or inflate our own egos as has been the practice of those who post their unwelcome and ungodly negativity in this journal. Amen and onward to victory! Amen.

Current Mood: rejuvenated
Wednesday, January 2nd, 2002
12:38 am
Coffee hangover
My apologies for accidentally wiping out my entire friends list. Brother Randall brought over a vat of coffee for our New Year's Eve celebration and it was not the usual cheap coffee from the big red can but some expensive doubly-caffeinated blend from Starbucks. As a result I spent New Year's Day with the worst coffee hangover in the history of Christendom.

It was in this state that I was attempting to make a fresh start by "unbanning" everyone I had banned before my incarceration and even though I knew I had banned a lot of abusive LJers I was admittedly surprised to find over a hundred on my banned list.

However thanks to a comment tonight by Lady Firebird I learned much to my disquietude that I had instead checked the "delete" boxes of everyone on my friends list and as such have subsequently spent the past hour restoring the list one name at a time.

No amens this time as I am too busy reevaluating my love affair with this hot black seductress...

Current Mood: embarrassed
Tuesday, January 1st, 2002
6:01 pm
The preaching of the Word will not be stifled
Praise God from whom all blessings flow! Amen.

I thank my God always through the grace which is given to me by Christ Jesus that neither height nor depth nor principalities nor powers of darkness nor prison chains could keep me from the opportunity to wrest the masses of sorcerers and sodomites and other stank-slathered souls who populate the LiveJournal community away from the grips of Lucifer and his band of fallen angels. Amen!
23 And when they had laid many stripes upon them, they cast them into prison, charging the jailor to keep them safely:

24 Who, having received such a charge, thrust them into the inner prison, and made their feet fast in the stocks.

25 And at midnight Paul and Silas prayed, and sang praises unto God: and the prisoners heard them.

26 And suddenly there was a great earthquake, so that the foundations of the prison were shaken: and immediately all the doors were opened, and every one's bands were loosed.

27 And the keeper of the prison awaking out of his sleep, and seeing the prison doors open, he drew out his sword, and would have killed himself, supposing that the prisoners had been fled.

28 But Paul cried with a loud voice, saying, Do thyself no harm: for we are all here.

29 Then he called for a light, and sprang in, and came trembling, and fell down before Paul and Silas,

30 And brought them out, and said, Sirs, what must I do to be saved?

31 And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.

32 And they spake unto him the word of the Lord, and to all that were in his house.

33 And he took them the same hour of the night, and washed their stripes; and was baptized, he and all his, straightway.

34 And when he had brought them into his house, he set meat before them, and rejoiced, believing in God with all his house.

35 And when it was day, the magistrates sent the serjeants, saying, Let those men go.

36 And the keeper of the prison told this saying to Paul, The magistrates have sent to let you go: now therefore depart, and go in peace.

Acts chapter 16


Even though Paul's prison experience does not parallel exactly what happened to me but rather I fulfilled my entire 120-day sentence in the county jail and was forced to endure a number of beatings from other prisoners as a direct result of my soul-winning efforts not to mention of course my sanctification efforts it is still nice to be finally out. Amen.

In early September 2001 I was the victim of false arrest for trespassing even though all my staff and myself were doing was exercising our God-given First Amendment rights of free speech by attempting to educate unwed mothers about the true facts regarding abortion. Amen. The deputies who arrived at the behest of the abortionists did not see things the same as us and they took our sign and our megaphone and our bottled fetus and even caused Sister Sara to drop her Bible in the process. Amen. Sisters Sara and Rachel along with Brother Randall were sent home with a mere citation but I was in light of the protection order which the abortionists had previously served upon me arrested and taken to a cell to await trial. Amen.

Other than the beatings and the food the worst thing about my imprisonment was the fact that I had eleven cell mates and all of them were fans of every sitcom ever made that glories in scantily-clad women and homosexual so-called role models (as if! which means I will not be holding my breath in anticipation of same sex marriages replete with gay orgiastic wedding receptions on the front lawns of so-called enlightened churches) as well as of course the kind of prurient language designed to tickle the ears of the average television addict. Amen.

But I survived the sentence through the strength given me by the Lord Jesus Christ and have returned to the LiveJournal mission field which has given me the opportunity to spread the Word of God to well over four hundred thousand souls and even though none of them have been saved at least they have been warned so that when they stand before the judgment seat and the Lord looks to see that their names are not found in the Lamb's Book of Life and they try to pretend they didn't know they needed salvation the Lord can remind them that they heard it here first on the LiveJournal before He points His gigantic holy thumb toward the floor. Amen.

If the thought of sizzling forever in HELL does not do anything to quiet your lust coated souls might I suggest the most painfully yet mind-numbingly obvious hypothesis that to obey the 1611 King James Version of the Word of God and to pray the sinner's prayer and end up in heaven instead would be by far the better choice which you should be able to clearly see even in your intoxicated states. Amen.

This time however I would like to ask my readers to show even a fraction of effort at controlling the never ending river of diablerie which flows so freely from your sin-slathered front orifices. Amen. I sincerely doubt the Lord turned the care of His message over to me because I had nothing better to do but answer the same sarcastic questions over and over and over for the titillation of the same gang of HELLBOUND reprobates who apparently think your time is better spent harassing a True Messenger of God than repenting of your sin and lawlessness before it is TOO LATE!!! which of course you will never do as you were conceived in unrighteousness and are therefore without shame or conscience. Amen.

Anyway with that settled I would also like to add that it's good to be back. Amen. I hope you all had a warm and safe hetero holiday season and that in my absence at least one or two of you has accepted Jesus into your hearts since after all even a blind squirrel can find an acorn once in awhile. Amen.

Current Mood: pleased
Thursday, August 2nd, 2001
4:48 pm
Further proof that we are living in the last days prophesied in 2 Peter chapter 3. Amen.
As any follower of Christian dispensational eschatology knows the son of perdition referred to in 2 Thessalonians 2:3 who is of course also known as the Antichrist is quite busy in these last days accumulating information on each and every person on the planet in preparation for a one world Satanic system of government in which ultimately no one will be able to buy or sell without the Mark of the Beast which the Apostle John prophesied while imprisoned on the Island of Patmos (Revelation 1:1-9 and 13:12-18). Amen.

Of course those of us who have been saved through the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ by accepting Him into our hearts to be our personal Savior will be spared this seven year period of Tribulation by being caught up with Him in the Rapture of the Saints (1 Thessalonians 4:16-18) but we will not be spared this period of governmental and institutional encroachment upon our privacy as the powers that be seek to gather data on the citizens of the world for the purpose of control and of course ultimate enslavement. Amen.

On my return train trip yesterday from Bob Jones University I found a magazine which contained an article outlining yet another example of this and when I arrived home this afternoon I did a little Internet research and found dozens of web pages reporting on technologically advanced toilets which sample the user's waste material and then deliver the findings to be analyzed. Below are just three of the pages I found which you can read in further detail by clicking on the "Beast 666" icons:


HelloNet-TOKYO

We have been developing biomedical sensors which can be attached to the toilet and used to run tests on urine, feces and blood, and then make a diagnosis or check general health. The content of urine and feces samples will be automatically sent to a doctor. If anything out of the ordinary is discovered, the doctor will send instructions using multimedia, and begin a blood analysis. This is possible even for present-day households. If any irregularities are found in the blood test results, the multimedia can be used to send the data to a hospital where there is a specialist, and the specialist's instructions can be sent back to the patient.

Peanut.org

A Japanese toilet already exists which uses sensors to measure and transmit data of waste products sent directly to the medical facility for analysis.

Purdue University

Toto also has developed a toilet that can check the users’ health on site. Instead of the urine going down the drain, it is whisked away for all kinds of tests. It also has a handy armrest that records body temperature, pulse and blood pressure. And once the results are in the can, they can be sent by computer modem to the doctor’s office for analysis.

As if we were not already being scrutinized from the Federal level down to the smallest unincorporated burg regarding our financial transactions and our educational records and our religious beliefs we must now face the imminent possibility of these toilets being installed into our homes by mandatory government fiat for the purpose of inspecting even the depths of our bowels which is clearly a violation of the Fourth Amendment's protection against unreasonable search and seizure although I must of course admit that the government has clearly over the past several decades turned the entire Bill of Rights into a mere parody of the democratic entitlement it once was.

On the other hand Brother Randal who was years ago delivered through the grace of God from a lifetime of substance abuse and other sins was led to point out to me the possible benefits to such a system of waste inspection and what he proffered was the idea that the narcotics divisions of the nation's law enforcement agencies would be able to more effectively fight the war on drugs if they had free and unfettered access to the results of the analysis of every resident's urine and excrement but then Sister Sara pointed out that the drug addicts would then urinate and defecate everywhere except the toilet at which time we decided this was a conversation unfit for mixed company and so I would like to put the debate to my LJ readers and ask you if you think mandatory waste monitoring is a good idea or a bad one but I would of course like to ask for serious replies only as some of you have a proven history of being less than decorous in my journal which as we have previously established on many occasions is clearly God's journal. Amen.


Current Mood: contemplative
Thursday, July 12th, 2001
9:18 pm
Giving the devil a taste of his own medicine with "Re-Versed Lyrics"
From the time Elvis began using his hips to entice young women right up to Eminem's use of his lyrics to threaten them as well as of course just about everyone else on the planet popular music has been the bane of fundamentalist Christianity and is surely responsible for leading more young people away from their walk with Christ and into the march of rebellion and self destruction than probably any other of Satan's wily deceptions but now we have the resources to beat that miscreant at his own game by using Re-Versed Lyrics. Amen!

These are just three of the popular abominations which have been turned into wholesome evangelistic tools and I would encourage any of my Christian readers to contribute your own "re-versed lyrics" so that we may continue to reverse the negative effects popular music has been having on this once great nation of ours. Amen.


"A God Thing"
Copyright 1999 Nancy Mari
(can be sung to the tune of "Wild Thing")

A God Thing
Makes my spirit sing
Anoints everything - holy
A God Thing

(spoken) This God Thing
is what's happenin' here
and you can tell for sure
Only God can do it
It's happenin' here!

(spoken) This God Thing
It seems to draw me
but I wanna know for sure
Only God can do it
It draws me

"Smells like Holy Spirit"
Copyright 2001 Steve Brykman & Mason Brown
(can be sung to the tune of "Smells like Teen Spirit")

In His Glory, it's less dangerous
He is risen, exon'rate us
Jesus's love is so contagious
He is risen, exon'rate us

The Messiah
He's no liah
Praise Him or face
Eternal Fire

Yeah

Halle-Halle-Halle-lujah
Halle-Halle-Halle-lujah
Halle-Halle-Halle-lujah
Halle-Halle-Halle

I'm inspired, I've aflatus
Two thousand years; that's some hiatus
Evolutionary theorists, come debate us
God's the Man, He...did create us
We're His fish - watch Him come bait us

Yeah

"Reformation Polka"
Copyright 2000 Richard Gebel
(can be sung to the tune of "Supercalifragilistic-expialidocious")

When I was just ein junger Mann I studied canon law;
While Erfurt was a challenge, it was just to please my Pa.
Then came the storm, the lightning struck, I called upon Saint Anne,
I shaved my head, I took my vows, an Augustinian! Oh, -

-Chorus:
Papal bulls, indulgences, and transubstantiation -
Speak your mind against them and face excommunication!
Nail your theses to the door, let's start a Reformation!
Papal bulls, indulgences, and transubstantiation!

When Tetzel came near Wittenberg, St. Peter's profits soared,
I wrote a little notice for the All Saints' Bull'tin board:
"You cannot purchase merits, for we're justified by grace!
Here's 95 more reasons, Brother Tetzel, in your face!" Oh-

-Chorus:
Papal bulls, indulgences, and transubstantiation -
Speak your mind against them and face excommunication!
Nail your theses to the door, let's start a Reformation!
Papal bulls, indulgences, and transubstantiation!

They loved my tracts, adored my wit, all were exempleror;
The Pope, however, hauled me up before the Emperor.
"Are these your books? Do you recant?" King Charles did demand,
"I will not change my Diet, Sir, God help me here I stand!" Oh-

-Chorus:
Papal bulls, indulgences, and transubstantiation -
Speak your mind against them and face excommunication!
Nail your theses to the door, let's start a Reformation!
Papal bulls, indulgences, and transubstantiation!

Duke Frederick took the Wise approach, responding to my words,
By knighting "George" as hostage in the Kingdom of the Birds.
Use Brother Martin's model if the languages you seek,
Stay locked inside a castle with your Hebrew and your Greek! Oh-

-Chorus:
Papal bulls, indulgences, and transubstantiation -
Speak your mind against them and face excommunication!
Nail your theses to the door, let's start a Reformation!
Papal bulls, indulgences, and transubstantiation!

Let's raise our steins and Concord Books while gathered in this place,
And spread the word that 'catholic' is spelled with lower case;
The Word remains unfettered when the Spirit gets his chance,
So come on, Katy, drop your lute, and join us in our dance! Oh-

-Chorus:
Papal bulls, indulgences, and transubstantiation -
Speak your mind against them and face excommunication!
Nail your theses to the door, let's start a Reformation!
Papal bulls, indulgences, and transubstantiation!


But my favorite has to be Catch the Way sung to the tune of "Catch A Wave".

Amen and enjoy the web site.


Current Mood: ecstatic
Monday, July 2nd, 2001
5:24 am
For those tempted by the wafer-god...
Recently an uncomfortable amount of Romanists have been infesting my journal which is of course God's journal with their Vaticanistic propaganda and false teachings and even though I welcome readers of every faith and background including even agnostics and atheists I would like to caution those of you who might be new Christians to not be misled by their crafty polemic which if substituted for the Holy Bible and this journal will get you so burned in HELL that it won't even be funny but then again it never is. Amen.

Here are some resources for combating the germ of Catholicism which you will be able to access with nothing more than your mouse and a heart that is sensitive to the truth:

www.jesus-is-lord.com/anti1.htm

www.sounddoctrine.com/rome.htm

www.chick.com/information/religions/catholicism

www.kenraggio.com

www.biblepreaching.com/twobabylons/00index.htm

www.pro-gospel.org/main.html

On a lighter note I would like to thank those of you who were patient with me for taking so long to reply to your posts as Friday afternoon I was finishing preparations for my sermon on Sunday having been invited by Pastor Gundry to be the monthly First Sunday Guest Preacher. Amen and thank you. Then we had our Friday night tract ministry outside Costco and most of Saturday was spent helping Brother Randall evict a tenant so many of my replies had to wait until Sunday afternoon. Amen.

At this moment my "pending replies" folder is still very full so if you think I am ignoring your sin swollen question or comment it is entirely possible I simply have not gotten to it yet. Amen.

Current Mood: rejuvenated
Wednesday, June 27th, 2001
10:35 pm
This Week's Scripture Message
I am consistently sent Bible verses by my readers and asked to give my interpretation and I must agree that without the proper interpretation the Holy Bible can be twisted to fit anyone's fey sin-peppered agenda and therefore I shall for your spiritual edification make it a regular practice of mine to post my interpretations here in my LiveJournal which is of course God's LiveJournal. Amen.

John 8:1-7:

"Jesus went unto the mount of Olives. And early in the morning he came again into the temple, and all the people came unto him; and he sat down, and taught them. And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they had set her in the midst, They say unto him, Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act. Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou? This they said, tempting him, that they might have to accuse him. But Jesus stooped down, and with his finger wrote on the ground, as though he heard them not. So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her." Amen.

My authoritative interpretation:

"Sinners such as the adulterers and homosexuals and abortionists and Romanists should not be physically harmed as has been the practice of some misguided so called Christians such as those who shoot abortion doctors or bomb homosexual nightclubs or of course the evil persons who murdered the sodomite Matthew Shepard because he was living a homosexual lifestyle. Divine Retribution should be left up to the Lord God Jehovah ALONE who will fry their sinning sodomizing pornography pushing behinds in the everlasting lava pit called HELL. Amen. You are all sinners although a few of you have been saved by the Grace of Jesus Christ and so anyone who takes the law into their own hands and harms these homosexuals and abortionists and Romanists will roast in a much hotter and deeper level of HELL than those they sought to punish by physically harming them because it is God's Holy Will that all sinners should put away their pro-choice propaganda and turn off their Mr. Hankey's rerun-marathon and cancel their NAMBLA memberships and go get saved at my web site which they will not be able to do if you kill them before God does. Amen."

Current Mood: busy
Monday, June 25th, 2001
3:27 pm
The KJV and unsaved non-English-speaking tribes...
I have been asked repeatedly why the Lord in His infinite unbridled wisdom chose to make the 1611 edition of the King James version of the Holy Bible the one true official Bible and the final authority in all matters of faith and doctrine for the entire planet when there are several million people around the world who do not speak English and I have answered that question on several occasions but never as a journal entry which it looks like I will have to do now as I am tired of answering that question over and over for people who probably do not even care about the answer but just want to annoy me with the question. Amen.

The Lord has throughout the ages seen fit to deliver His Message to the sinners of the world through one group of chosen people and through one Messenger and in one language. Amen. The notion that God must do this for each and every nation and tribe and clan that pops up is to view God as an errand boy rather that the King of kings.

The Old Testament was written in Hebrew and delivered to the Jews through various chosen Messengers such as Moses and Abraham and Isaiah and the New Testament was written in Koine Greek and given first to the Jews and then later after they rejected it and crucified Jesus it was given to the Gentiles (Acts 11:1-18) and then once the English speaking nations had conquered most of the pagan nations and tribes and clans and the English language had reached a state of perfection the Lord saw fit to give us the 1611 edition of the King James translation of both the Old and New Testaments of the Holy Bible and when you stop and think about it His decision makes a lot of sense since He has one language for the Old Testament and one for the New Testament and now has one language for the entire Bible in one volume! Amen!

But if you need further instruction regarding the superiority of the 1611 KJV I would like to invite you to visit the following web sites:

www.staggs.pair.com/kjbp

www.biblelife.org/word.htm

www.av1611.org/biblecom.html

www.biblebelievers.com/Grady/Final_Authority.html

www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0031/0031_01.asp

In these last days before the return of Christ the KJV has come increasingly under attack by those who like the part of the Gospel which allows them to avoid HELL but not the part that preaches repentance from sin and unrighteousness and it is of course no surprise to me that all those who bash the King James Version of the Holy Bible also like to advocate such sins of the flesh as masturbation and homosexuality as the purpose of the modern so-called translations is to dilute the Lord's message. Amen.

If you truly do not see where the Lord decrees that sex with one's own gender or at one's own hands is wrong and are not merely being smart-alecky I would invite you to simply dip a copy of the 1611 King James Bible in a vat of yellow ink and then read the highlighted parts for edification in that matter as all of this is expounded upon in great detail throughout the Scriptures. Amen.

Then after you have read the KJV and turned from your lifetime of sin and accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Savior (as if! which means I will spare you the feigned drama of holding my breath in anticipation of your life-shattering conversion) your next step would be to rid your closet of your pornography and your pro-abortion propaganda and your feminist Wiccan literature as well as of course your soap opera periodicals but I would recommend you do not throw away your new age Bible per-versions such as the NIV and the NRS and that awful so-called "Living" Bible as the pages will be very useful in cleaning up after your homosexual masturbation orgies once you have given up your deviant lifestyle and embraced 1611 KJV Christianity. Amen!

Current Mood: rejuvenated
Monday, June 18th, 2001
5:20 am
Ye know not when the Bridegroom cometh
Matthew 25:1-13:
"Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto ten virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to meet the bridegroom. And five of them were wise, and five were foolish. They that were foolish took their lamps, and took no oil with them: But the wise took oil in their vessels with their lamps. While the bridegroom tarried, they all slumbered and slept. And at midnight there was a cry made, Behold, the bridegroom cometh; go ye out to meet him. Then all those virgins arose, and trimmed their lamps. And the foolish said unto the wise, Give us of your oil; for our lamps are gone out. But the wise answered, saying, Not so; lest there be not enough for us and you: but go ye rather to them that sell, and buy for yourselves. And while they went to buy, the bridegroom came; and they that were ready went in with him to the marriage: and the door was shut. Afterward came also the other virgins, saying, Lord, Lord, open to us. But he answered and said, Verily I say unto you, I know you not. Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh."

Brad Fitzpatrick may be likened to one of the five wise virgins in Matthew chapter 25 who took oil in their vessels in preparation for the coming of their bridegroom as he has clearly avoided such worldly distractions as dating therefore allowing more time to devote to running the LiveJournal which has helped me to spread the Word of God to well over a hundred thousand souls and even though none of them have been saved at least they have been warned so that when they stand before the judgment seat and the Lord looks to see that their names are not found in the Lamb's Book of Life and they try to pretend they didn't know they needed salvation the Lord can remind them that they heard it here first on the LiveJournal before He points His gigantic holy thumb toward the floor. Amen.

Therefore I would like to take this opportunity to invite those who have not already done so to vote for LJ in the Webbies People's Voice Award. Amen. But remember that unlike our LJ founder most of you are more likely compared to the foolish virgins who slumbered with no oil in their lamps and if you put off voting until later your Vicodin hangovers and your methamphetamine withdrawals will no doubt cause you to forget all about the Webbies and therefore I would admonish you to vote now while the idea is still ricocheting around in your narcotics-infested minds. Amen.

I must however caution those of you who rejoice not in the truth but in unrighteousness to avoid the temptation to imitate your father Satan who also happens to be the father of lies (John 8:44) by voting for the LiveJournal more than one time as the Webbies use a form of technology known as "cookies" and as such might be in a position to disqualify a web site for using such flagrantly dishonest means of acquiring votes. Amen.

Current Mood: thankful
Thursday, June 14th, 2001
12:40 pm
"Here Comes The Son"
A neighbor lady with whom neither myself nor my staff have a good rapport sarcastically referred today to the four of us as "the Beatles of paranoid Christian reconstructionism" and even though none of us think of ourselves as paranoid or reconstructionists and we are not fans of the LSD-laced experimental "music" of the boys from Liverpool I was however quite amused at the comparison. Amen.

So we took a break this afternoon from trying to restock the copy machine and discussed which of the Beatles each of us resembles as well as of course which of the four Gospel writers each of our personalities fit.

We decided that being the most attractive Sister Rachel was George as he was in the earliest days referred to as the "cute one" and that if she had written one of the Gospels it would have been Mark. Amen.

Sister Sara was matched with Paul as she is the most creative and outgoing and had before her conversion to Christianity a severe addiction to marijuana and was compared also to the Gospel writer Matthew. Amen.

Being something of a special case as he is older and a bit standoffish and not an entirely pleasant fellow we were forced to tag Brother Randall with both Ringo the drummer and Luke the physician.

And naturally I was compared to John as I have of course always been the moody sensitive one. Amen!

Current Mood: giggly
Saturday, June 9th, 2001
12:34 am
Hatemail from the HELLBOUND. Amen.
Well I've seen some flagrant blasphemous disregard for the Word of God since I was given this ministry which is of course God's ministry but this is clearly as deep into the proverbial septic tank of human depravity as this lost generation can baptize itself. Amen.

First the Lord sent me to preach the Gospel of the justice and retribution of our Lord Jesus Christ at a pornographic message board beginning in November 2000 and that message was summarily rejected without so much as one soul saved. Amen.

Then the Lord in His unbridled wisdom which is apparently much more complex than my own saw fit to for some reason send me in May 2001 to some sort of laboratory experiment for the breeding of corrupt vitiated X Y and Z generation animal worshipping pagan flesh cutting bulimic suicidal white trash rap aggrandizing maniacs known as the LiveJournal gang who have not the slightest interest in salvation which caused me to truly wonder in fascinated astonishment at what the Lord might have been up to but I gave it a shot anyway. Amen.

But this new bedrock of iniquity has to be seen to be believed. Amen. The smart-alecky e-mails with their condescending tones and self righteous humanist sermonizing as well as the well meaning but grossly liberalized so called Christian attempts to correct the True Messenger of God which is of course myself have given way to a steady urinous tide of hatred and blasphemy and obscenity which includes but is not limited to suggestions that I am affiliated with the Ku Klux Klan or that I perform oral sex on Satan or that I am somehow misguided in my attempts to steer the unsaved away from the direction of eternal HELL. Amen.

And so if you are not already on the verge of regurgitation due to a steady diet of distilled spirits and illegal narcotics and clove cigarettes as well as of course your store bought cookie dough straight out of the tube and your Skittles and your snowboarding baggies of Top Ramen and the rest of your junk food menu I would like to invite you to really push the envelope and test the limits of your physical constitution by reading just a small unedited sampling of the hate mail which ceaselessly pollutes my Outlook Express inbox. Amen.

Current Mood: nauseated
Sunday, June 3rd, 2001
2:44 pm
What are you saving in your attic's sin treasure trunk?
Part of the Christian walk is doing battle not on the physical level but in what is known as "spiritual warfare" and I of course am no exception to that rule. I am often accused of thinking I am perfect but I would assert here that I am by no stretch perfect but merely forgiven. Amen.

Satan's best strategy for disarming the believer and sending him down the slippery sin-chute into everlasting HELL prepared for himself and his fallen angels is to tempt us not with new sins but with past ones which the Word of God compares to a dog returning to ingest his own expectorated vomit (Proverbs 26:11). Amen.

Such past ungodly distractions can blindside us the way they did to me this afternoon as I was in my attic looking for my spare Thompson Chain Reference to loan to Sister Sara for a Vacation Bible Time series she's preparing on the Great Tribulation.

I came across an old trunk filled with the sinful remnants of my rebellious teenage years which included but were not limited to beat poetry and books by subversive authors such as Fitzgerald and Orwell as well as cassettes of National Public Radio broadcasts and videotapes of Simpsons Halloween specials and of course all my Princess Leia Jabba-harem metal-bikini action figures.

It was difficult to burn these once treasured items this afternoon but easier than burning forever in the sizzling lava pit of eternal damnation and took of course much less time. Amen.

I Peter 5:8-10:
"Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour: Whom resist stedfast in the faith, knowing that the same afflictions are accomplished in your brethren that are in the world. But the God of all grace, who hath called us unto his eternal glory by Christ Jesus, after that ye have suffered a while, make you perfect, stablish, strengthen, settle you."

Those of you who are seeking God will be constantly assaulted by the devil with the temptation to return to the vomit of your own past sins and as such the above passage of Scripture should be memorized or at least carried with you on a 3 by 5 recipe card. Amen.

Which temptations in your own life are poised to strike you in your weaker moments? It is important for you to think carefully about which sins are still hidden in your own proverbial "trunk in the attic" and equally important to take them to out the burn barrel as quickly as possible. Amen.

Current Mood: relieved
Friday, June 1st, 2001
5:29 pm
Today's Scripture Message
I am consistently sent Bible verses by my readers and asked to give my interpretation and I must agree that without the proper interpretation the Holy Bible can be twisted to fit anyone's fey sin-peppered agenda and therefore I shall for your spiritual edification make it a regular practice of mine to post my interpretations here in my LiveJournal which is of course God's LiveJournal. Amen.

Philippians 2:1-4:

"If there be therefore any consolation in Christ, if any comfort of love, if any fellowship of the Spirit, if any bowels and mercies, Fulfil ye my joy, that ye be likeminded, having the same love, being of one accord, of one mind. Let nothing be done through strife or vainglory; but in lowliness of mind let each esteem other better than themselves. Look not every man on his own things, but every man also on the things of others."

My authoritative interpretation:

"All Christians should conduct themselves in whatever manner necessary to achieve the approval of Jesus Christ's representative on earth. In this case it was the writer who was the Apostle Paul which proves that Peter was not Jesus Christ's representative which proves Peter was not the first pope as the Romanists are so fond of claiming. Since the death of Paul there have been many representatives of Jesus Christ and as of December 25 1999 I became that earthly representative when I was anointed to lead the HELLBOUND away from their fiery destination and instead in the direction of Salvation through God's Message which he has of course entrusted to me. Therefore all of you should defer to each other in humility so that your bickering and jabbering will not interfere with the work I am trying to accomplish which is that of saving your wetched souls. Amen."

Current Mood: peaceful
Thursday, May 31st, 2001
3:17 pm
One way...
My e-mail inbox has been flooded today with complaints from LiveJournal users who can see my posts but cannot reply to them because they are not on my friends list and so I would like to point out that the way to get on my friends list is to add me as your friend and at the end of each day I will update my friends list. Amen.

However I must also caution that the way to stay on my friends list is to refrain from posting gif animations of bowel movements as well as similar chicaneries. I am frankly surprised this even has to be said but then again I have been surprised a good many times since I opened this journal which is of course God's journal. Amen.

Current Mood: cheerful
Wednesday, May 30th, 2001
10:51 pm
From Victim ... to Victory in Jesus!
Praise God and Amen!

The Amenlover Haters' Community Support Group is finally gone due to the intervention of my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ as well as some strategically placed LiveJournal operatives which proved I was incorrect when I stated that for the most part the users of LiveJournal are a debauched band of bisexual flesh cutting liberal Wiccan artists and painters and for that I must apologize as it turns out only about 98% of them are. Amen.

These strategically placed operatives chose a handful of unsuspecting pawns who were obviously too busy trying to find their misplaced marijuanas and their autoerotic asphyxiation ligatures and their non-KJV Bibles to realize what was going on until the so called "Amenhaters" headquarters was firmly locked and its humiliated founder and members sent home with their twitching reptilian tails drawn effeminately between their fornicating needle-marked legs.

Amen!

Although this little attempt to derail my message which is of course God's message has backfired I have nevertheless taken precautions to possibly prevent a similar group from rising up against me in the future and have elected to activate the "friends only" message board reply option as most of the members of that now-disbanded gang were regular visitors here.

Although very few of those in my friends list are born again Christians most of you have had the decency to be respectful in your responses and those who have not been respectful have had the creativity to at least be interesting. Amen.

Speaking of friends we seem to have a good Jennifer and an evil Jennifer posting here as the one who calls herself Jennanaked has repeatedly refused to obey my requests to stop posting her pornographic filth in response to my Gospel messages and is about two f-words away from being permanently banned from this journal which is of course God's journal.

However Astarianjewel who is also known as JenKitten has been asking serious questions concerning the strengthening of her walk with Christ as well as how to combat the sin of premarital lust and masturbation and I would at this time just like to ask for prayer for both of these young women. Amen.

Current Mood: rejuvenated
9:04 am
Lust bringeth forth death
The cleanup of our office and grounds is nearly completed and for that I am thankful although much of our budget was used for the unexpected expense of having a dumpster delivered and we are having to exist in here without sunlight as the windows are boarded up.

My exercise routine continues and my daily walks and face washing are helping my complexion but not quickly enough so I would like to ask for further suggestions regarding the removal of acne.

On a less positive note I need to insist that references to sexual acivity be left out of my journal which is clearly God's journal. Amen. Unmarried women as well as of course children under the age of 18 do not need to be subjected to such filth and although most of you have not participated in such activity those of you who have know who you are. Amen.

Matthew 5:28:
"But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."

James 1:15:
"Then when lust hath conceived, it bringeth forth sin: and sin, when it is finished, bringeth forth death."

II Peter 2:10:
"But chiefly them that walk after the flesh in the lust of uncleanness, and despise government. Presumptuous are they, selfwilled, they are not afraid to speak evil of dignities."

Current Mood: annoyed
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